3 old men are sitting around the retirement home, complaining.
"I wish I could piss without pain," the first old man says.
"Quit your whining, I'm so constipated I never have a regular bowel movement anymore," says the second man.
"That's nothing," the third man says. "Every morning I have a long pee at 6:00, then I have a regular bowel movement at 6:30."
"Then what the hell are you complaining about?" the first man asks.
The third man replies "I don't wake up until 7:00."