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Jokes / Harry Potter Spoiler guy
« on: July 25, 2005, 04:47:32 PM »
Here is that Harry Potter thingy that Bobby and I were talking about:
Snape kills Dumbaldore! Oh no!

This is kind of funny too... well except that the Diablo icon wins in the end:
Desktop War

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Open Chat / Real Peter Griffin vs. Cartoon Peter Griffin
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:24:59 PM »
Hmmm....

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Jokes / lost sheep, and farmers, and such...
« on: July 12, 2005, 04:21:49 AM »
A young man graduated from University of Arkansas (or Alabama, you pick)
with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who
hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went
back to the country to do his research.

He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself
to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young
man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?"

The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."


 :kitty:

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Open Chat / Just doing my job
« on: June 30, 2005, 04:50:44 PM »
I like this thingy...

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

You get to chuck around this lady and make her hit things and get all mangaled.





[span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\']Hi Bobby!! :wave:  [/span]

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Open Chat / Crazy EBay Mom
« on: June 27, 2005, 07:34:22 PM »
http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/

I thought this was amusing, so you all get to look at it!

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Jokes / Store Wars!
« on: June 24, 2005, 05:29:20 AM »
I thought some of you Star Wars nerds might appreciate this...

Store Wars!

 :starwars:

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Jokes / Rainbow Plucking Orgy
« on: May 11, 2005, 07:37:19 PM »
Best video ever! heh. It's kind of small, but it's the only one I could find.

Rainbow Plucking Orgy

 :clap:

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Jokes / Best Joke Ever
« on: April 13, 2005, 08:51:50 PM »
What did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?



It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got lay'd.


hehe  :)

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Open Chat / Drunken German Man
« on: September 03, 2004, 06:47:48 PM »
http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

It's in german, but it's really, really hard. You gotta keep him walking straight with your mouse or he falls over.

Best I could do was 45 meters.

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Open Chat / GIRLS!
« on: August 19, 2004, 02:47:35 AM »
I have decided that Humpfest needs more girls. I am taking a lot of abuse from you boys, and I need some female members to help me combat you all. So go find me some women! heh.

*cough*

That is all...

:jami:

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