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Open Chat / The return of Andrew and Cassie
« on: May 21, 2007, 06:50:00 PM »
This is what we did and looked like to celebrate them coming back to Calgary. Sorry for the burry-ness on some of them... My hand was a little unsteady.

Open Chat / Mexican Fiesta
« on: March 27, 2007, 06:03:42 AM »

Open Chat / Andrew...
« on: February 17, 2007, 03:34:42 AM »
I was downloading photos off my phone today, and thought you might enjoy this one.

Open Chat / Houseboat Preview
« on: June 28, 2006, 05:57:49 PM »
Here are a few photos I was able to get up with the crappy internet we got here.


« on: May 11, 2006, 12:59:29 AM »
No one will understand this but Bobby and I... maybe Mike.

Even famous people do moustache-o!

Jokes / Threesomes!
« on: April 29, 2006, 03:56:28 AM »
Okay, so this isn't really a joke, or anything joke related, but I didn't know where else to put it.

This guy made a bet with his girlfriend that he could make a website and get atleast 2,000,000 hits. She said he was an idiot. So if it gets that high, she agreed to have a threesome with him, and if not, he would agree that he is an idiot. He already had 8,000,000 hits. Heh. Sucker! I'm glad I'm not that stupid.

Open Chat / Cars vs humans
« on: December 01, 2005, 04:54:27 AM »
The cars win in most cases...

Open Chat / Christmas Light Show
« on: November 24, 2005, 04:20:11 AM »
I figures it's getting close enough, so I can start some Christmas threads.

This is what I am going to do to my house some day.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Jokes / The Good Wife's Guide
« on: October 12, 2005, 08:58:24 PM »
Bobby will like this one...

From a housekeeping magazine in 1955.

Dream on boys, dream on.

Open Chat / Happy Birtday Bobby!
« on: September 30, 2005, 02:46:45 PM »
:wub: [span style=\'color:red\'][span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY![/span][/span] :wub:  


(And yes, I realize I spelt "birthday" wrong in the topic line. Don't judge me!)

Open Chat / Boobs!
« on: September 13, 2005, 03:54:26 AM »
No comment. Just look.

Lots of boobs!


Website Help / Naked Emoticon
« on: September 08, 2005, 09:26:07 PM »
I would like a naked emoticon added to the group. Preferably male.

Thank you.

Jokes / I can't afford my gasoline!
« on: September 07, 2005, 04:38:43 AM »
Bobby is currently whining about my lack of posting (and is naked at the moment) so here is my gas post just for him.

Jokes / To My Dear Wife/Husband:
« on: September 01, 2005, 04:31:30 AM »
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls  
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Jokes / Not really a joke... but it's a KITTY
« on: August 29, 2005, 05:27:45 PM »
He cleans your screen.



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