The Gong Show
General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Bob on August 19, 2008, 01:05:41 AM
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I have started an Alliance in pimpwar and we should all play it. It could keep us amused until hockey pools start.
Sign up at pimpwar.com
Join the game August Crack Head. So far I am just in NYC but we can move to a different town later if we want. You start with 250 turns. I suggest using 100 or so before joining the Alliance because it takes 5% of your profits and it will be easier to get started up without the tax.
The Alliance name when you are ready to join it is: TheGongShowGang
To start I scouted for whores using 5 turns at a time. The more turns you use the more you get but using small intervals helps at the start because you use the whores you get in those turns for the next turns and therefore make more money. The idea is to keep the whores at 100 happy and thugs at 100 happy and increase there numbers. To keep the whores happy they need condoms and crack. Sometimes you need to adjust the payout to keep them 100% happy. I think mine is up to 13%. So when you scout you will pickup whores and thugs. To keep new thugs happy you need beer and guns.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/file/916664/12775 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/file/916664/12775)
There is some more info there. Otherwise. Discuss.
Let's get pimpin'
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I swore that I posted this last night. Invite me to the alliance please: GongShowDrew
We will rule the pimp world.
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Click open console at the bottom or check your new messages. you are in.
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Sweet. I think we need a general agreement that if we are attacked by a non-alliance pimp we strike back hard. If it is someone in an alliance we need to discuss the counter attack however.
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Yeah someone in a big alliance jacked some of my rides, but i was too wussy to fight him back. But he is in my bitch list for later. Jami and I have been pounding on #3368 all day long. probably killed 500 or 600 thugs on him 20 or 30 at a time. then we steal his rides and a few hoes.
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As you saw, I hit him too. Someone got me last night when I was weak and I didn't know it. I am going to hit him back. Feel free to join.
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Apparently he is out of my attack range. I guess if someone is too strong/weak you can't hit them?
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Yeah people need to be in a certain % of your net worth for you to smoke them.
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Some dude hit me hard last night. Amazingly I took some of his money when he attacked me. I lost all my thugs though. Let's make him pay, he is non-allianced.
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Did he have all Aks?
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Smoked him. One drive by took out 500+ of his thugs. Then i stole his low riders
Looks like I cant steal hoes though.
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One tip, looks like i didn't mention before. When you are done playing. set your payout to 99% and people cant steal your hoes. And make sure you spend all your cash.
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I have been doing that. The only reason he got cash from me is because when he invaded me one time I took $25k off of his dead thugs. So he was just stealing his money back. If he isn't decimated I will go after him one more time. I won't waste time trying to steal hoes though.
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I jacked $17k from him. I don't think he will bother us anymore anyway.
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I was going to copy paste my drive by but i forgot and couldnt go back to it. It was tastey.
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Who attacks someone with mostly mp5s and pistols anyway?
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You mean this:
Blingo -> RIBDOGG 8/21 11:52 AM
Blingo jacked 21 of your low-riders.
Blingo -> RIBDOGG 8/21 11:51 AM
Blingo invaded your house. 129 of your thugs were killed. You killed 38 of the attackers Blingo stole $2704 from you.
Blingo -> RIBDOGG 8/21 11:49 AM
Blingo did a drive-by shooting in your hood. You lost 551 thugs in the attack and killed 255 of Blingo's thugs.
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You can view old attacks both in and out for all alliance members in the console.
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Yeah i know but i wanted the detailed one it shows you when you do it. I shot XX bullets with my XXX thugs and capped his yadda yadda
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Oh, gotcha. I will just image how awesome it was then.
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I avenged Butter (whoever he is) by smoking 3668.
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You smoked everyone! Nice. I was all excited to come back from the hike to kill some thugs and now I don't get to.
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I got 800 thugs off the guy that attacked you. But he got quite a few of mine. I will keep working on him.
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I will just save up my turns all day and by an assload of thugs tonight to hit him. It seems wrong that with zero thugs, zero cash, and 99% payout I am essentially invincible. And if we assume that everyone else in the game is the same what is the point of attacking? Kill thugs that can be rebought later with the hoes that no one can steal?
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The trick may be attacking people while they are online. Although it is fun keeping people beat down.
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When people are playing there is a chance that their hoes are less happy as people are just scouting and not paying attention to their happiness. That's why you tend to get attacks of people trying to give your hoes crack before anything else happens. I've only got those types of attacks, but my hoes are always happy... they love me. Though yesterday I got attacked and the tried to kill my thugs, but my thugs are great and killed 300 of theirs and stole $250,000 off the dead thugs. BOO-YAH!
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I am slowly bolstering my pimp ass.
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That asshole Butter. His hoes can be stolen with crack. I ganked some.
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I stole $90k from Butter and then stole about 50 hoes. I knocked him out of my attack range. Hah.
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I killed a bunch of his thugs today and stole hoes until he was out of my range. He just tried to steal hoes from me again, so I smoked his 32 thugs and am going to steal hoes again until I can't anymore.
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I just got smoked by some guy that is way bigger than me. I have no thugs. And I was just going to attack Butter because he has lots of thugs again. Sad days.
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We will avenge you!
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Bob that guy that attacked you is scary, hah. I smoked Butter some more and he whined and said that Jami told him we would leave him alone and he would leave us alone. Now he is in an alliance though so we may get retaliated upon.
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Hahaha, I just said that perhaps if he stopped attacking us that we might stop attacking him. I made no promises. He never replied to me, so I didn't think it was a deal anyways.
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Pimpin' aint easy.
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I am building myself up again and then I am going to take out IllSlapUHoe or whatever his name is.
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Haha, butter's alliance member smoked us all good.
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Apparently our alliance is being attacked by everyone. I have decided to use all my turns to load up on AK's, and then get thugs in a couple of days and smoke everyone. I am up to 7000 AK's.
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I already had 6100 aks before today. I like your theory though.
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GongShowMace is in!
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Oh snap!
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I use 5 turns per scouting when i started out but i find 12 turns per scout works well now
Make sure you have lots of jimmy hats, beer and crack to keep those hoes and thugs happy. And ALWAYS make sure that when you arent using turns or playing you have payout set to 99%
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And make sure that when you are done playing that you spend all your money.
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cool - does it end today, and a new one start?
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Another 4 days i think
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Hah, Steve I am thinking you are not doing yourself any favours by attacking everyone you can see at random. And this is why you spend all your money before you logoff:
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:35 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $12191 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:35 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $26771 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:35 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $14040 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:35 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $17483 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:34 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $33622 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:34 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $20777 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:34 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $50210 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:34 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $29551 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:34 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $36634 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:33 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $58149 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:33 AM
redrum invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so redrum and his boys walked in and took $40381 from you.
redrum -> GongShowMace 9/01 11:33 AM
redrum invaded your house. 54 of your thugs were killed. You killed 23 of the attackers redrum stole $28072 from you.
masterpimpette -> GongShowMace 8/31 08:07 PM
masterpimpette invaded your house. 86 of your thugs were killed. You killed 31 of the attackers masterpimpette stole $42213 from you.
espana4 -> GongShowMace 8/31 12:34 PM
espana4 invaded your house. 42 of your thugs were killed. You killed 22 of the attackers espana4 stole $23395 from you.
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I found out medicine has a factor on keeping hoes happy. I bought 8000 medicine for my 6000 hoes and they were 100% happy on 1% payout. With lots of crack and jimmies of course.
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Your 51 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 97 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 97 AK-47s.
Equipping ceeza's 42 thugs with weapons..
ceeza equipped 42 AK-47s.
You Win!
Your Alliance thugs shot 51 bullets.
Your thugs shot 2,910 bullets.
369 of the bullets hit ceeza's boyz.
You killed 31 of ceeza's thugs in the raid
ceeza's thugs shot 1,260 bullets.
151 of the bullets hit your thugs.
13 of your thugs died during the invasion.
Your dead thugs lost 1 AK-47s
Your boyz get 2 TV's worth $798 each and $26676 in cash.
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This is a real pimp battle.
Your thugs took out 232 of pimpthatho's homies who were passed out on the porch instead of keeping an eye out.
Your 51 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 28,380 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 28380 AK-47s.
Equipping pimpthatho's 11,345 thugs with weapons..
pimpthatho equipped 11345 AK-47s.
You Win!
Your Alliance thugs shot 51 bullets.
Your thugs shot 851,400 bullets.
102,188 of the bullets hit pimpthatho's boyz.
You killed 8516 of pimpthatho's thugs in the raid
pimpthatho's thugs shot 340,350 bullets.
40,842 of the bullets hit your thugs.
3,404 of your thugs died during the invasion.
Your dead thugs lost 203 AK-47s and 1 Pistols
C.R.E.A.M = Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Thats ME not you. Your thugs grabbed 1 VCR's worth $20 each but without any cash you are just a R.E.A.M
Your dead thugs lost 102 AK-47s
Your hoes made a total of $191,901.
After paying alliance dues you are left with $189,982
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ttacking victim #1344 pimpthatho
411 whores left pimpthatho because you got them so whacked out of their minds they didn't care!
OUCH
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Haha he is out of my range.
pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:40 AM
Blingo stole 247 whores from you!
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:40 AM
Blingo stole 159 whores from you!
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:39 AM
Blingo stole 250 whores from you!
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:39 AM
Blingo stole 202 whores from you!
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:38 AM
Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:38 AM
Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:38 AM
Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:37 AM
Blingo stole 411 whores from you!
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:37 AM
Blingo invaded your house. 2744 of your thugs were killed. You killed 823 of the attackers
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:36 AM
Blingo invaded your house. 8516 of your thugs were killed. You killed 3404 of the attackers Blingo stole $20 from you.
-> pimpthatho (#1344) 9/04 11:34 AM
Blingo invaded your house. 8786 of your thugs were killed. You killed 6109 of the attackers Blingo stole $20 from you.
I was using 5000 and 2500 crack at a time and cleaning him out.
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Nice work Bob. I am about to do some attacking since there are only a few hours left in the game.
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Hmm perhaps playing in the last hour isn't such a good idea. I have been smoked. No more thugs. But I did manage to take out Fiezz one last time.
PS - Holy crap:
MannyRamirez wasted 5000000 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing. 33 of your hoes also overdosed and are now dead.
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Apparently the September game is already on! I joined it.
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There are actually three rounds each month. They go in the following order: Big Daddy, Crackhead, Supporter. We were in August's Crackhead. The later rounds give you more turns.
Big Daddy: 2 turns every ten minutes up to a maximum of 300.
Crackhead: 4 turns every ten minutes up to a maximum of 800. <------ this is what we had
Supporter: 5 turns every ten minutes up to a maximum of 1000.
I thought we might wait until the Sept Crackhead started so we get in on the ground level with everyone else. Not sure when it starts though.
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Yeah i will join crackhead, i am in big daddy for now going to pimp it up. I did notice it was 2 turns
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September crack head starts on Monday. You can sign up for it now.
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I am so signed up.
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Invite me to the alliance!!
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This game is stupid...as soon as you start playing this happens. Seriously I play for 30 seconds using turns and suddenly i have 15 attacks. Who can attack that fast?
Whip wasted 200 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $15206 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $38991 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $66842 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $56217 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $33293 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $109733 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $126066 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $335942 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip wasted 200 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
BLACKDOG (#1292) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
BLACKDOG wasted 191 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $120553 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $251152 from you.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so Whip and his boys walked in and took $396556 from you.
BLACKDOG (#1292) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
BLACKDOG wasted 191 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
Whip (#1778) -->attack<-- 9/10 11:55 PM
Whip invaded your house. 50 of your thugs were killed. You killed 15 of the attackers Whip stole $141730 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:37 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $0 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:37 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $21141 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $94663 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $39117 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $66766 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $43638 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so G_MONEY and his boys walked in and took $153323 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. 84 of your thugs were killed. You killed 25 of the attackers G_MONEY stole $40995 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
G_MONEY invaded your house. 115 of your thugs were killed. You killed 60 of the attackers G_MONEY stole $44881 from you.
G_MONEY (#1530) -->attack<-- 9/10 10:36 PM
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The same thing just happened to me. Tools. They went after my hoes though.
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I think I have discovered their jerky-ness.
Everytime I play I get people trying to gank my hoes. Thankfully I manage to keep them 100% happy at 1% payout. They refresh the online pimps screen and anyone that stays active for 2 secs or so at a time thye attack because thay player is obviously scouting and have their payout lowered. So if you can't keep your thugs and hoes at 100%, don't play a bunch of turns in a row and switch back to 99% as soon as you're done.
This is what I do at work. Yes, I am that productive.
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Okay now I get why that is fun. Hah:
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $12226 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $10475 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $8314 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $18249 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $20766 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $28653 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $18639 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $69209 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. You had no thugs home to protect you so GongShowDrew and his boys walked in and took $128504 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. 201 of your thugs were killed. You killed 60 of the attackers GongShowDrew stole $28060 from you.
-> L0ser (#2533) 9/11 07:45 PM
GongShowDrew invaded your house. 245 of your thugs were killed. You killed 74 of the attackers GongShowDrew stole $129828 from you.
And then:
L0ser (#2533) (attack) 9/11 07:46 PM
u a bitch hoe catching pople off guard
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umm - off guard - does anyone play 24/7 doing real time??