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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Mikal on July 08, 2004, 05:57:39 PM

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Mikal on July 08, 2004, 05:57:39 PM

That's right I am an idiot. And not just your regular run'o the mill type, I excel in amost all areas involving idiots, and never is it more true then when I am drunk. Here are a few reasons:

1. I lose things
2. I puke outside
3. I puke in my garbage
4. I wake up hung over to hell, have no work key and have to get my boss to help me out
5a. I may have a slight tendancy to want to enter into romantic encounters with (for lack of a better word) loose women.
5b. Upon entering into a romantic encounter with said "Loose women",  I may aslo have the tendancy to choose - shall we say, less then average/decent/normal/good/cute/attractive/nice/pretty (the list goes on) women
6. I spend money  like I actually have some.
7. I make rash decisions based soley on information from Cole.
8. By my second beer EVERYTHING is a good idea.
9. Believing myself to be an expert on everything, my advice to anyone therefore is indisputable.
10. By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objcts.

 So that's a short list of idiodic things I do.

So cheers!  :drunk:

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2004, 06:14:15 PM

Not included:

Making phone calls to people at 1:40am for no good reason.

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Mikal on July 08, 2004, 07:38:38 PM

Indeed, that could also fall under
#10 By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objects.

 But yes, at the worst part is there is no reason for it.. Why BOBBY... WHY!!!!

  :crying:

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2004, 10:42:25 PM

:chuckle:

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Mikal on July 09, 2004, 12:26:28 AM

You talk the talk Bob, but can you walk the walk?
 :poke:

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2004, 04:46:13 PM

You know what I think?

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Drew on July 11, 2004, 11:02:31 AM

Where was my call at 1:40 in the morning?  Huh?  Jerk...

Oh, and stop drinking without me.

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Bob on July 13, 2004, 03:44:19 PM

Us, drink without you? Never!

 :cheers:

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Bob on July 13, 2004, 03:49:49 PM

Please note, the following product was used in the above post.

Title: Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
Post by: Slaughter on August 20, 2004, 12:41:33 PM

Whoa. You do that when you are drunk??

I do all those when I'm sober. Is that bad?! :(