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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 02:50:09 PM

Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 02:50:09 PM
Finally something to justify promiscuous behavior.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/)

 :dancin:
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Mikal on July 07, 2004, 04:43:34 PM
I knew it all along. After she swallows - that gleam -that shine in her eyes, I knew it was good for her. Plus, I hear vegitarians taste fantastic, Bob would you like to add testimony to that fact? :hump:
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 05:43:20 PM
#1.  If you would have read the article you would see it was about sexual intercourse and not swallowing jizz.

#2.  I think all folk lore regarding veggie people tasting better is BS.  You see vegitarians are lesser people just like fat people and ugly people.  In most cases with blow jobs or any sexually related activites the laws and forces of attraction cause people with similar status (ie lesser people) to come together in exchange of bodily fluids.  Now in most cases this would mean fat person to fat person, fat person to ulgy person, ugly person to ugly person or any other combination of the two.  Since a vegitarian is a lesser person just like a fat or ugly person they will serve as a substitute for either in any of these matches.  Now here is the clincher.  Since these matches do not happen that often and vegitarians are considered somewhat of a rarity the rumors and unthruthes started that vegitarians taste better.  This coupled with fat people liking the taste of just about anything has given birth to this mythology.

Have a good day.  :wave:
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 05:47:54 PM
Oh yeah. I forgot.

P.S.
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Drew on July 20, 2004, 03:42:05 AM
Alright this one needs to be bumped to the top.  I mean the article is good but the ensuing vegan rant makes things spot on. :cheers:
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Mikal on July 26, 2004, 09:26:39 PM
Well if Bob had read the entire article, rather then simply skimming it, he would have seen that indeed there was a short blurb about swallowing jizz and it's effects. Never did I say or imply that the entire article was about Jizz or jizz swallowing. So re-read the article and let me know when you find the Jizz related paragraph and you want to apolgize.

 As for the "vegan" rant as Andrew so well put it, jealousy will get you no where.  

 This reminds me of a little movie I watched the other night...  Hmm, who was the leading lady..... was it ummm... maybe... hmm... Susan Sarandon? You know I think it was. :scratchhead:
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2004, 10:54:55 PM
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Just in case anyone didn't recognize the secret code posting language Mike used in making his reply i will tranlate it for you.



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Well if Bob had read the entire article, rather then simply skimming it, he would have seen that indeed there was a short blurb about swallowing jizz and it's effects. Never did I say or imply that the entire article was about Jizz or jizz swallowing. So re-read the article and let me know when you find the Jizz related paragraph and you want to apolgize.

 As for the "vegan" rant as Andrew so well put it, jealousy will get you no where. 

 This reminds me of a little movie I watched the other night...  Hmm, who was the leading lady..... was it ummm... maybe... hmm... Susan Sarandon? You know I think it was. :scratchhead:

= My name is Mike. I eat poo, and I am a bitch.
Title: Not just good, but good for you
Post by: Mikal on July 27, 2004, 06:14:23 AM
umm.... :fingers: is that clear enough?