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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Mikal on June 25, 2004, 05:19:03 AM

Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on June 25, 2004, 05:19:03 AM: I read just a few moments ago that Mary Kate of Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen is in a treatment centre for "health related" issues. This is truly tragic.

Mary, when you read this, I just want you to know that I believe in you and if you need anything just call me.

Alright guys lets have a few prayers for Mary K.

Fight on sister, fight on.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2004, 04:17:33 PM: Update - She has started to come 'round, and has a smile back on her face.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on June 25, 2004, 10:22:30 PM: What a trooper. And Mary K, thanks for being such an inspiration to all of us that bunge and purge regularly.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on June 25, 2004, 11:35:42 PM: She's anorexic, not bulimic. geez. heh.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2004, 06:45:22 AM: Please see

http://humpfest.ca/forum/index.php?showtopic=2 (http://humpfest.ca/forum/index.php?showtopic=2)
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on June 26, 2004, 04:53:17 PM: I don't care what she has, I'm still going to bone'er real good. mmm ya.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on June 26, 2004, 10:37:25 PM: You people are sick.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on June 29, 2004, 05:30:02 PM: THIS JUST IN

I just finished reading an update on Mary K's current health status. You can all be relieved, she is doing fine.

http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pag...ticleID=1650236 (http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=cp_entertainment_home&articleID=1650236)
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2004, 08:26:44 PM: I could think of a few things to feed her and help the cause.

:drunk: :drunk: :hump:
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on June 29, 2004, 09:27:01 PM: Like I said... SICK. I don't think she's needs the type of help that you are offering Bobby.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on July 06, 2004, 10:53:14 PM: Alright folks - time for a Mary K update.

Apparently now Mary K is not only an anorexic twig but also a raging coke Fiend. Now more then ever she needs our help to raise her up out of the spiraling funnel of dispair she must be in - so lets all HIT A LINE. That's right guys and gals lets get on the bus and get fucked up for Mary K... Tonight lets party like it's 1981. No one stops till noses are bleeding and eyes are twitching.. WE'RE all going to be in rehab together!!
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 03:43:27 PM: Everyone has their coke habit days. She doesn't deserve our sympathy, she deserves my sausage. Maybe if she was a loyal Humpfest subscriber I would make an honest effort to help this lady out (by giving her my sausage). But as for now she is just like all the other hot, young, should have my sausage type girls.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on July 07, 2004, 09:48:41 PM: I think you should stop trying to feed annorexic, drug addicted little girls your sausage, and give me something nice... like flowers. :flower: (not your sausage. heh. well not right now anyway.)
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 09:49:56 PM: Here, I have something nice for you.

ITS A SEXY RED X..

WHOOO HOOO!
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on July 07, 2004, 10:01:40 PM: While that is a very sexy red x, it does not replace my flowers. However, I solved the problem myself and went shopping. I may have even bought something for you. Awe, I'm so nice. :wub:
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2004, 10:04:57 PM: Did you buy me one of these?
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Jami on July 07, 2004, 10:50:31 PM: Unfortunatley not. We can make one.
Title: Very bad news
Post by: Mikal on July 08, 2004, 05:28:28 PM: Jami, you are far to nice for Bob, buying him a kick ass Half go-kart half truck thing - that's awesome. If you wouldn't mind I would love a puppy.

Thanks in advance

-Mike :whip: