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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Drew on October 14, 2004, 04:43:01 PM

Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 14, 2004, 04:43:01 PM: That's right folks and there is only one way to opt out! I have become concerned lately about the lack of posting and attendance to the board. I thought we were loyal, but some of us are apparently not. So, everyone has exactly one week from the time this is posted to put a reply or risk being labelled a douchebag by yours truly.

The urban dictionary defines douchebag best in my opinion: "A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed."

This title of douchebag could stick with you forever...a stigma that will affect every facet of your lives, so frankly you had best get on it and post away. I wish it hadn't come to threats but there it is people, the onus shifts to you now.

Oh and no cheating by using word of mouth either, this has to be legitimate.

Bring on the douchebags.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Aquabat on October 14, 2004, 07:11:28 PM: http://www.insidejoke.tv/200103/douchebagquiz.asp (http://www.insidejoke.tv/200103/douchebagquiz.asp)
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2004, 08:43:24 PM: I love you Andrew, and I want to have your babies.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 15, 2004, 04:26:23 PM: Only 6 days remain and by my counts we still have 32 registered douchebags on this forum. Keep up the good work folks.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 17, 2004, 04:18:14 PM: 5 days. You guys sure aren't trying to impress me are you?
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 18, 2004, 04:52:12 PM: 4 days. This is killing me.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Bob on October 18, 2004, 08:14:20 PM: My greatest astonishment lies with Mikal, our so called friend and comrade.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Qwerty on October 18, 2004, 10:00:38 PM: Whew i made it, and with such little time to spare!

come on people, dont be douchebags :punch:
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Jami on October 18, 2004, 11:11:10 PM: I'm not a douche bag. And not because I posted a reply in your silly topic, but because I ROCK!
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 19, 2004, 03:31:00 PM: 3 days remain. I sense some hope yet.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 20, 2004, 04:29:50 PM: Hope is fading...2 days.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Qwerty on October 21, 2004, 02:31:37 PM: According to my German clock, there is but 1 day left. Fucking douchebags
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 21, 2004, 03:26:22 PM: Way to steal my line...1 day.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 22, 2004, 08:14:11 PM: Well the the chance to save yourselves is finished. By my counts we have 5 dedicated users and 31 official douchebags. I'm not angry folks, just so very disappointed. You 31 should be ashamed at the disgrace you bring to your fellow humpers, after all that we have given you.

As for the four who actually gave a damn (that's not an error I'm not counting myself in this instance), I appreciate your efforts and I hope that we have what it takes to bring Humpfest to the glory that it deserves.

Long live the hump!
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Pornomonkey on October 22, 2004, 10:23:54 PM: Aw, damn, I'm too late :(

A hump for the road... :hump:
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Drew on October 23, 2004, 08:30:30 AM: Eh, good on ya anyway Porno.
Title: The Official "Everyone is a douchebag" topic
Post by: Mikal on October 23, 2004, 04:45:32 PM: Damn, did I miss it? I was drunk or I was attacked by 5 ninjas and a large Panda Bear or, I was abducted by aliens and violently penetrated over and over and over again.. er, wait, that was at Bobs.........

No matter, I love the hump and I don't want to ruin my life by being labelled a Deuche Bag. So please extend your warm Hump regards my way... please? :drunk: :evilhappy: