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Open Chat / A Christmas Reminder
« on: December 02, 2008, 06:44:51 AM »
This one is pretty good.

Jokes / Why Men dont write advice columns
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:57:48 AM »
Dear Wade:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

 I hope this helps.


Open Chat / Now Forum
« on: November 25, 2008, 08:22:14 AM »
Ok so as you may tell there is a new forum. Old one can be found here for now if you are looking for something :

But everything should have transferred over.

Let me know what you guys think.

Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: August 19, 2008, 01:05:41 AM »
I have started an Alliance in pimpwar and we should all play it. It could keep us amused until hockey pools start.

Sign up at

Join the game August Crack Head.  So far I am just in NYC but we can move to a different town later if we want.  You start with 250 turns. I suggest using 100 or so before joining the Alliance because it takes 5% of your profits and it will be easier to get started up without the tax.

The Alliance name when you are ready to join it is: TheGongShowGang

To start I scouted for whores using 5 turns at a time. The more turns you use the more you get but using small intervals helps at the start because you use the whores you get in those turns for the next turns and therefore make more money.  The idea is to keep the whores at 100 happy and thugs at 100 happy and increase there numbers.  To keep the whores happy they need condoms and crack.  Sometimes you need to adjust the payout to keep them 100% happy. I think mine is up to 13%.  So when you scout you will pickup whores and thugs. To keep new thugs happy you need beer and guns.

There is some more info there. Otherwise. Discuss.

Let's get pimpin'

Jokes / Fleeing the Scene of a Crime
« on: August 12, 2008, 12:59:11 AM »
Hit and run driver seen fleeing the scene of a crime.

Open Chat / Anyone want to go halfers?
« on: May 06, 2008, 02:54:12 AM »
2006 Ferrari F430 Sypder

3,107 KM

Car and Driver magazine found the car's performance worthy of the Ferrari heritage, and recorded a 3.3 sec 0-60 mph acceleration run in the F430[2] This makes it the third-quickest Ferrari road car ever made, after the Enzo and the 599 GTB. That being said, the 3.3 second 0-60 run was made on a European spec car, which has launch control, a feature designed to help launch the car from a standing start at high RPMs. Much like the E-Diff and the manettino, the launch control is a technology borrowed from Ferrari's Formula 1 racing program.[1] The launch control is unavailable in U.S.-spec F430s, presumably due to liability issues. The U.S.-spec F430 can do a 3.6 0-60, which is very impressive.

Open Chat / Milkshake Time!!!
« on: February 07, 2008, 06:08:13 AM »
Finally found the video. Prepare for a treat.

Jokes / New Survey
« on: January 26, 2008, 01:22:01 AM »
Results of a new survey done in Canada.

Open Chat / Flames Central for Grey Cup and Flames Game
« on: November 23, 2007, 07:12:28 PM »
$25 per person covers buffet and a drink or two.

Grey Cup Celebration

Flames Central – Upper Suite

219 8th Ave. SW

Doors open at 2:00 pm

Game time: 3:30 pm

Food ….. Prizes ….. Draws ….. Drinks

Grey cup on the 30ft screen, flames game on at same time on other tvs.

Let me know if anyone else is interested.

Jokes / Beer Nuts & Deer Nuts
« on: November 09, 2007, 05:36:46 PM »
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?  

A: Beer nuts are a $1.25, but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Jokes / Funniest Picture Ever.
« on: August 08, 2007, 06:57:48 AM »
The title says it all. Enjoy.

Open Chat / Some Shuswap Pics
« on: July 28, 2007, 01:23:46 AM »
Some pics from this year at the Shuswaps

Open Chat / Is this the greatest Manwich ever?
« on: July 28, 2007, 12:43:10 AM »
Sure we could all post up pictures of the 6ft Blimpie wonder. But I am talking serious personal sandwich.

Double sub bun cut in half
Large Quantity of real Roast beef
Plenty o' Miracle whip
Liberal application of fresh sprouts
Home made dill pickle (sliced)
Salt and Pepper'd to taste

Yes, I could have probably added lettuce tomato and many other toppings. But in all honesty it would have just de-valued the roast beef. And we all know its about the beef.

Open Chat / Sweetest thread ever
« on: June 13, 2007, 02:17:12 AM »
I was doing some random web browsing this evening when I stumbled upon this.

At first it is mildly amusing. People with pimped out Elantras.  Then I saw this and nearly cried.

[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Interior Mods
Removed AirBag Safety Stickers from Sun Visors
Altron Window Relay (F.Driver & F.Passenger)
Custom Gauge Rings
Minor Interior Painting (Gear Pattern on Shift Knob)[/quote]

Yes, removing air bag stickers is now a mod.

Happy Modding Gongshowers.

Free Stuff / Sony Memory Stick
« on: June 07, 2007, 02:33:23 PM »
Anyone have a sony camera? I have my 512mb stick from my old one and it is no longer needed.

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