Author Topic: Jobs Mike should apply for. (Read 8946 times)

Mikal · « **on:** October 11, 2006, 10:06:05 PM »

Alright, I need a job, I can only work part time in the evenings, and I don't want to work too hard.

Jobs that are out
1. Sex slave - I need to conserve energy, and masturbation has taken a new twist. www.fleshlight.com
2. Ink Filler - FUCK OFF

Pretty much everything else is fair game. I think we should come up with a few good ideas and then have a poll and see which I should go for!

My fate is in your hands..

Alston · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:15:44 PM »

1.Male Stripper
2.Fireman (Hot Uniform)
3.Work at American Eagle(discount for me)
4.Tutor
5.Pink Sock teacher

Mikal · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:18:01 PM »

Okay, Alston you are fired. Male stripper would require far to much work. Being a Fireman is a full time job and American Eagle is gay.

Alston · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:20:11 PM »

How do you find sites suck as www.fleshlight.com? Weird

enndogger · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:25:11 PM »

1. BJ Services (www.bjservices.ca) is looking for Pressure Pumpers, Lubrication Engineers, and Drilling Shaft Inspectors
2. Stewardess with Alston
3. AA Therapist
4. Speech Impediment Therapist / Masseuse

That should keep you busy for a while.

Alston · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:39:08 PM »

I'm a Flight Attendant not a Stewardess

enndogger · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:44:13 PM »

Quote from: Alston

I'm a Flight Attendant not a Stewardess

I know. But Mike would have to be a "Stewardess"

Jaron · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2006, 11:27:57 PM »

My suggestion...professional goat rapist, cole told me it pays well haha

Aquabat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:20:32 AM »

1. Professional HotDog eater, eh veggieboy?
2. Underwater Ceramic Technician (dishwasher)
3. Horse Inseminator (just like in Jackass2)
4. Native - it pays pretty good for little work.

Mikal · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:24:23 AM »

so far steve is in the lead with his four recomendations

Bob · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:58:49 PM »

I hear Zellers has a nice pension plan.

RKSS · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:19:41 PM »

McDonalds has oppertunity!!
Painting ( no, you waste to much paint on yourself )
Lemonade stand
Paper boy

Fuck it Mike, do the big dirty and Retire!!

Mikal · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:21:05 PM »

That's it, Karol wins. We are going to do the big dirty.... who's in?

RKSS · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:24:57 PM »

you know im with you! can we borrow your sisters stocking?

Mikal · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:29:14 PM »

Yup, i'll grab some ski masks. Bring your pellet guns and we'll figure out who we are going to rob.