Indeed, that could also fall under
#10 By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objects.

 But yes, at the worst part is there is no reason for it.. Why BOBBY... WHY!!!!

  :crying:

That's right I am an idiot. And not just your regular run'o the mill type, I excel in amost all areas involving idiots, and never is it more true then when I am drunk. Here are a few reasons:

1. I lose things
2. I puke outside
3. I puke in my garbage
4. I wake up hung over to hell, have no work key and have to get my boss to help me out
5a. I may have a slight tendancy to want to enter into romantic encounters with (for lack of a better word) loose women.
5b. Upon entering into a romantic encounter with said "Loose women",  I may aslo have the tendancy to choose - shall we say, less then average/decent/normal/good/cute/attractive/nice/pretty (the list goes on) women
6. I spend money  like I actually have some.
7. I make rash decisions based soley on information from Cole.
8. By my second beer EVERYTHING is a good idea.
9. Believing myself to be an expert on everything, my advice to anyone therefore is indisputable.
10. By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objcts.

 So that's a short list of idiodic things I do.

So cheers!  :drunk:

I knew it all along. After she swallows - that gleam -that shine in her eyes, I knew it was good for her. Plus, I hear vegitarians taste fantastic, Bob would you like to add testimony to that fact? :hump:

Alright folks - time for a Mary K update.

 Apparently now Mary K is not only an anorexic twig but also a raging coke Fiend.  Now more then ever she needs our help to raise her up out of the spiraling funnel of dispair she must be in - so lets all HIT A LINE. That's right guys and gals lets get on the bus and get fucked up for Mary K... Tonight lets party like it's 1981. No one stops till noses are bleeding and eyes are twitching.. WE'RE all going to be in rehab together!!

All things heal in time steve, at least all the physical scars, however the emotional trauma from receiving such a vicious HJ - that  will haunt me for years.  :drunk:

Hey a good hand job can be just as satisfying as a decent BJ. Lets not count the hand job out just yet. :ballbounce:

I know we all love to run for home, but somtimes the pussy gods are don't give us their favor. So I have compiled short list of suitable replacements for the holy land.  So remember, give you word to stop at third. :hump: