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Open Chat / WORD OF THE DAY
« on: August 19, 2004, 01:19:18 AM »
Congradulations Pornomonkey, you single handedly managed to ruin the "Word of the day" topic. Hang your head in shame. You have disapointed not only me, but jesus too. For shame.
Ps. I was going to add an emoticon, but there isn't one that can convey this kind genuine disapointment.
Ps. I was going to add an emoticon, but there isn't one that can convey this kind genuine disapointment.
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Open Chat / Humping Video
« on: August 19, 2004, 01:13:00 AM »
See, that is why bob rules Jami, and alternatively, also why you don't.
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Events / Indian Independance Day
« on: August 18, 2004, 06:27:08 PM »
Are you refering to the First Nations peoples of North America or the Indians of South America, or perhaps the Indians from India and area?
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Open Chat / Bitches and Hoes
« on: August 18, 2004, 06:24:40 PM »
I pay you so well Andrew cause you are worth every penny. Literally, you are worth the single penny I pay you day to day. Slut. :wedgie:
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Open Chat / WORD OF THE DAY
« on: August 18, 2004, 05:09:26 PM »
All right folks, due to someones misgivings (that someone shall remain anonymous. For privacy sake we shall call him Robert P) my word of the day is back. So here it is:
Cockaigne \kah-KAYN\, noun:
An imaginary land of ease and luxury.
Outside, in the dark, a wobbly patch of life upon the blue snow, the deer perhaps browsed, her soft blob of a nose rapturously sunk in the chilly winter greenery, her modest brain-stem steeped in some dream of a Cockaigne for herbivores.
--John Updike, Toward the End of Time
Everyone was seeking renewal, a golden century, a Cockaigne of the spirit.
--Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum
Cockaigne comes from Middle English cokaygne, from Middle French (pais de) cocaigne "(land of) plenty," ultimately adapted or derived from a word meaning "cake."
Trivia: References to Cockaigne are prominent in medieval European lore. George Ellis, in his Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), printed an old French poem called "The Land of Cockaign" (13th century) where "the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing."
Sounds to me like Mr.Ellis may have had a little Cockaigne while scribbling his poems down.......
Cockaigne \kah-KAYN\, noun:
An imaginary land of ease and luxury.
Outside, in the dark, a wobbly patch of life upon the blue snow, the deer perhaps browsed, her soft blob of a nose rapturously sunk in the chilly winter greenery, her modest brain-stem steeped in some dream of a Cockaigne for herbivores.
--John Updike, Toward the End of Time
Everyone was seeking renewal, a golden century, a Cockaigne of the spirit.
--Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum
Cockaigne comes from Middle English cokaygne, from Middle French (pais de) cocaigne "(land of) plenty," ultimately adapted or derived from a word meaning "cake."
Trivia: References to Cockaigne are prominent in medieval European lore. George Ellis, in his Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), printed an old French poem called "The Land of Cockaign" (13th century) where "the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing."
Sounds to me like Mr.Ellis may have had a little Cockaigne while scribbling his poems down.......
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Open Chat / Bitches and Hoes
« on: August 16, 2004, 11:30:28 PM »
Well if there was a trial, it would be a short one. I have never questioned Andrews sexuality, his homoerotic tendancies are clear to all. :hug:
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Open Chat / Bitches and Hoes
« on: July 30, 2004, 06:54:19 PM »
Thanks for setting us straight Andrew. Taco anyone?
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Open Chat / Bitches and Hoes
« on: July 30, 2004, 01:14:21 AM »
only if it's crunchy Peanut butter, I hate the smooth stuff... :shakefist:
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Open Chat / Not just good, but good for you
« on: July 27, 2004, 06:14:23 AM »
umm.... :fingers: is that clear enough?
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Open Chat / Not just good, but good for you
« on: July 26, 2004, 09:26:39 PM »
Well if Bob had read the entire article, rather then simply skimming it, he would have seen that indeed there was a short blurb about swallowing jizz and it's effects. Never did I say or imply that the entire article was about Jizz or jizz swallowing. So re-read the article and let me know when you find the Jizz related paragraph and you want to apolgize.
As for the "vegan" rant as Andrew so well put it, jealousy will get you no where.
This reminds me of a little movie I watched the other night... Hmm, who was the leading lady..... was it ummm... maybe... hmm... Susan Sarandon? You know I think it was. :scratchhead:
As for the "vegan" rant as Andrew so well put it, jealousy will get you no where.
This reminds me of a little movie I watched the other night... Hmm, who was the leading lady..... was it ummm... maybe... hmm... Susan Sarandon? You know I think it was. :scratchhead:
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Open Chat / What's goin on!
« on: July 17, 2004, 07:58:14 PM »
And don't need this constant harrasment from you. Jami I thought we were friends, I know bob and are mortal enemies, and I expect that sort of slander from him. But YOU Jami - I thought you were above that, I really did. :digits: :stick:
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Open Chat / What's goin on!
« on: July 15, 2004, 06:07:45 PM »
Alright folks I think we need to get a little more organized with what we're all doing and, when we are doing it. So here is the place and now is the time. Carpadeum! (man I rule!) :blahblah: