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Open Chat / Kenny Chesney: The Greatest Man Alive!!
« on: April 02, 2005, 05:39:09 AM »
I know how much everyone on this site loves Kenny Chesney. Really I do. So I offer this topic space for you to post all the wonderful pictures you have of this beautiful man.

 The pic I posted is not one I took, but it is a good one none the less.

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Jokes / I thought this was a good idea...
« on: March 01, 2005, 04:20:02 AM »
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.  

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.  

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his  
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed  
with sweet cuddly teddy bears.  

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the  
floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,  
and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.  

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection  
of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she  
decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite  
impressed by his sensitive side.  

She turns to him... they kiss  

. And then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot  
steamy love.  

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,  
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman  
rolls over and asks, smiling,  

"Well, how was it? "  

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom  
shelf."

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Open Chat / New Humps Pending
« on: February 03, 2005, 12:27:00 AM »
Well folks, upon my triumphant return to the great wide west has brought with it, among other things, pictures of happy people mounting, humping and riding numerous land marks and interesting paraphernalia.

so stay tuned, they should be here in the next few days!

 - Le Mike.

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Events / Nov/6/04, Thats right it's MIKE DAY!!
« on: November 06, 2004, 05:32:46 PM »
That's right boys and girls, it's that time of the year again. It's MIKE DAY! So have a look around you and pat a mike on the back, buy him lunch or just say hello, and whatever you end up doing, I hope you have a happy Mike day

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Open Chat / I think we all need to read this
« on: August 24, 2004, 06:37:44 AM »
I would like to start off by quoting from this little article: "Living on beer alone may be a fantasy for some".  
Need I say more men, need I say more. We have all had this dream and many of us have tried to live it.  So I pose this question to you all:
"Question
How long can a human being live for if their sole source of food or drink is beer? And do different beers - ale, lager, stout, mild - confer a better chance of survival?"

Look for the answer at.
 
http://www.newscientist.com/lastword/article.jsp?id=lw1112

Those brave sailors gave us all a valid answer to why we need another beer. I hope it would go somthing like this -  "Damn't women, I need 5% of my daily recomended intake of certain vitamins and minerals, and you will be damned sure I will get it out of ONE MORE BEER!!!!"
 :drunk:  :cheers:

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Open Chat / What's goin on!
« on: July 15, 2004, 06:07:45 PM »
Alright folks I think we need to get a little more organized with what we're all doing and, when we are doing it. So here is the place and now is the time. Carpadeum! (man I rule!) :blahblah:

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Open Chat / Reasons Mike might not drink EVER again
« on: July 08, 2004, 05:57:39 PM »
That's right I am an idiot. And not just your regular run'o the mill type, I excel in amost all areas involving idiots, and never is it more true then when I am drunk. Here are a few reasons:

1. I lose things
2. I puke outside
3. I puke in my garbage
4. I wake up hung over to hell, have no work key and have to get my boss to help me out
5a. I may have a slight tendancy to want to enter into romantic encounters with (for lack of a better word) loose women.
5b. Upon entering into a romantic encounter with said "Loose women",  I may aslo have the tendancy to choose - shall we say, less then average/decent/normal/good/cute/attractive/nice/pretty (the list goes on) women
6. I spend money  like I actually have some.
7. I make rash decisions based soley on information from Cole.
8. By my second beer EVERYTHING is a good idea.
9. Believing myself to be an expert on everything, my advice to anyone therefore is indisputable.
10. By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objcts.

 So that's a short list of idiodic things I do.

So cheers!  :drunk:

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Open Chat / Top 5
« on: June 26, 2004, 05:03:57 PM »
I know we all love to run for home, but somtimes the pussy gods are don't give us their favor. So I have compiled short list of suitable replacements for the holy land.  So remember, give you word to stop at third. :hump:

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Open Chat / Very bad news
« on: June 25, 2004, 05:19:03 AM »
I read just a few moments ago that Mary Kate of Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen is in a treatment centre for "health related" issues. This is truly tragic.

Mary, when you read this, I just want you to know that I believe in you and if you need anything just call me.

Alright guys lets have a few prayers for Mary K.

 Fight on sister, fight on.

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Open Chat / WORD OF THE DAY
« on: June 12, 2004, 05:03:45 PM »
That's right folks - IT'S BACK!

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Open Chat / Who's better at Foot bag
« on: June 12, 2004, 03:58:27 AM »
Foot bag Champion? You decide.

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