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Jokes / Star trek and the future
« on: October 07, 2006, 05:35:38 PM »
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.  President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."   The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it  there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."  President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

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Open Chat / The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
« on: October 06, 2006, 06:39:47 PM »
hola amigos
well I am curretnly half way down the Baja peninsula at a place called Guerro Negro it is hot we have not found many good surf spots but have managed to camp on the beach everyday (all 4 of them)since arivving in Mexico the car (contrary to what you all thought) is running very well and has made down many of the dirt roads and sand tracks to the beach and everywhere else we have not run into any banditos yet but I have bought a very large machette just in case my phone no longer works but i recieved a few mwssages thank you Karol and I will be careful and Senor Badwin when we do settle we shall let you know and shelter you if you plans to flee the country work out driving through Tijuana is absolutly insane at first I was stuck in a traffic circle for like 20 trips aroud till I figured out honk and go and hope for the best is the only way to drive plus lanes mean nothing if there is a 1 lane offramp and 3 cars will fit then 3 cars will go sometimes fourand when the ramp narrows again honk you horn giver and hope for the best but now that we are out of the city driving is better I stopped to lend a mexican a socket tochange his tire and he was so grateful we left with 2 pounds of the best grapes I have ever tasted and he tried to buy us diner he said he had been there for hours trying to flagh people down and it was close to dark so he was very happy anywase my time is runninfg out please forward this to Karol and anyone else I have missed out oh yeah badwin as well if I have missed you and you would like to be added or want to be taken off plz email me back and hello Caroline Natalie Dave JImbo Robyn Andrea Lynda and all the others I have not talked to in agaes

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Open Chat / This is gross - discuss.
« on: September 06, 2006, 05:20:13 AM »
Check out the "butter fly" at the bottom of the page....
http://www.thefetus.net/page.php?id=205

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Open Chat / Winter Soccer
« on: September 01, 2006, 05:43:34 AM »
Alright, we have the desire, we just need to get organized.

If you want to play, or know of someone that wants to, let it be known here. If we get enough to create a team we can do it... This has to be done ASAP, so the sooner the better folks....

1.Mike

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Open Chat / Do not look in this thread
« on: July 07, 2006, 11:49:05 PM »
So anyone who goes against what I said and looks here.. This is my car. That is all.

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Open Chat / Shout box shutdown?
« on: May 11, 2006, 06:20:26 PM »
Bob, you are the uber forum geek around here, what's going on with the shout box. My day is missing something when I can't read the witty banter between my fellow forum mates and myself.

 Everyone please express your outrage in this thread. Thanks.

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Open Chat / New Soccer Registration Post
« on: March 08, 2006, 01:58:03 AM »
Trevor has informed me/us that registration for soccer over the summer is from March 6th to the 16th.. WE NEED A TEAM.

So Far we have:

Mike
Bob
Steve (no pink shirts please)
Trevor

 Although we 4 could hold out against any team that has ever played soccer, we have decided that the rest of you need some excercise. So get off your asses and burn that winter coat off.


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Open Chat / The under 300 club
« on: March 03, 2006, 06:19:23 AM »
Ya, just so you all know, I am only here till I break 300, then I'll post whore my way to 350 and leave you losers in my 350+dust... BIATCHS

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Open Chat / Someone bring me booze to work
« on: February 22, 2006, 01:18:18 AM »
Ok here is the deal. If somone drives down here to my place of business with booze, I will pay for it if we can drink in their car... Come on people, let's learn to love again!

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Open Chat / The Failure of Standards
« on: January 05, 2006, 09:31:30 AM »
So as many of you faithful members of the Gong Show may know, many of us gong affiliates ventured to the wonderful town of Golden for a few days of boarding/skiing, and some general drunkness. HOWEVER, our arrivial to Golden was followed by some light drinking at the hostel and then a quick hip-hop-skip to a local pub for a few beers.

 No I don't want to point fingers here, but some of use,namely Cole, were very drunk. Seeing as I am not one to knock someones choice of woman, be her fat, ugly, mean, sinister or any combination you can think of, but the choices made by one Colezey were truly horrific, what took place that night is truly unforgettable.

To prove my point, here are some pics. This one's for you cole!

I would like everyone to take note of the lovely lady in the pink. The bohemoth on the left. I would like point out her resemblance to one of the worlds greatest love song singer and writer - MeatLoaf. Here again is a pic to clarify any discrepancies with MeatLoaf and this wonderful young lady.

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Open Chat / Debauchery
« on: December 17, 2005, 06:36:33 PM »
de·bauch·er·y    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (d-bôch-r)
n. pl. de·bauch·er·ies

1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
    debaucheries Orgies.
    Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty

AND my personal favorite

2. A wild gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity  
   [syn:orgy, debauch, saturnalia, riot, bacchanal, bacchanalia,  
   drunken revelry]


So in the spirit of orgies, wild gatherings bacchanal and drunken revelry, tell us what you did last night.....

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Open Chat / Somthing Special for Jami
« on: June 25, 2005, 07:04:11 PM »
Jami I know how much you like Cats, Kittens, and anything feline. So I saw this pic and thought, does it get any better? Does it?  :poke:

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Open Chat / Should Mike Quit His Job????
« on: June 08, 2005, 06:45:39 PM »
Alright folks. I have decided to put fate in your caring and knowledable hands. Do you all think I should quit my job, or should I stay??  :cheers:

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Open Chat / Who's Playing Soccer this Summer?
« on: April 23, 2005, 01:30:34 AM »
Alright, so the season will be starting in a month or so. We need to get this shit organized. Here is the place to ask questions and let it be known that you or someone you know wants to be a winner.

So far I know of:
1. me - Mike
2. Karol
3. Bob
4. Steve
5. Matt
6. Cole
7. Melissa
8. Tom
9. Jeremy
10. Shad.
11. Neil
12. Laura
13. Krista
14. Jaceline
15. Kary (maybe)
16. Kyla  (maybe)
17. Trevor
18. Cheslie (maybe)
19. Jay (maybe)
20. Jen (maybe)
21.
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23.
24.
25.

So I that's about all I can think of. Sorry if I missed anyone.

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Jokes / Joke!
« on: April 20, 2005, 03:35:35 AM »
Q: What is red and smells like green paint??


A: Red paint.

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