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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Mikal on October 11, 2006, 10:06:05 PM

Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 11, 2006, 10:06:05 PM: Alright, I need a job, I can only work part time in the evenings, and I don't want to work too hard.

Jobs that are out
1. Sex slave - I need to conserve energy, and masturbation has taken a new twist. www.fleshlight.com
2. Ink Filler - FUCK OFF

Pretty much everything else is fair game. I think we should come up with a few good ideas and then have a poll and see which I should go for!

My fate is in your hands..
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 11, 2006, 10:15:44 PM: 1.Male Stripper
2.Fireman (Hot Uniform)
3.Work at American Eagle(discount for me)
4.Tutor
5.Pink Sock teacher
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 11, 2006, 10:18:01 PM: Okay, Alston you are fired. Male stripper would require far to much work. Being a Fireman is a full time job and American Eagle is gay.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 11, 2006, 10:20:11 PM: How do you find sites suck as www.fleshlight.com? Weird
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: enndogger on October 11, 2006, 10:25:11 PM: 1. BJ Services (www.bjservices.ca) is looking for Pressure Pumpers, Lubrication Engineers, and Drilling Shaft Inspectors
2. Stewardess with Alston
3. AA Therapist
4. Speech Impediment Therapist / Masseuse

That should keep you busy for a while.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 11, 2006, 10:39:08 PM: I'm a Flight Attendant not a Stewardess
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: enndogger on October 11, 2006, 10:44:13 PM: Quote from: Alston
I'm a Flight Attendant not a Stewardess

I know. But Mike would have to be a "Stewardess"
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Jaron on October 11, 2006, 11:27:57 PM: My suggestion...professional goat rapist, cole told me it pays well haha
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Aquabat on October 12, 2006, 01:20:32 AM: 1. Professional HotDog eater, eh veggieboy?
2. Underwater Ceramic Technician (dishwasher)
3. Horse Inseminator (just like in Jackass2)
4. Native - it pays pretty good for little work.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 08:24:23 AM: so far steve is in the lead with his four recomendations
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Bob on October 12, 2006, 02:58:49 PM: I hear Zellers has a nice pension plan.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 12, 2006, 06:19:41 PM: McDonalds has oppertunity!!
Painting ( no, you waste to much paint on yourself )
Lemonade stand
Paper boy

Fuck it Mike, do the big dirty and Retire!!
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 06:21:05 PM: That's it, Karol wins. We are going to do the big dirty.... who's in?
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 12, 2006, 06:24:57 PM: you know im with you! can we borrow your sisters stocking?
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 06:29:14 PM: Yup, i'll grab some ski masks. Bring your pellet guns and we'll figure out who we are going to rob.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 12, 2006, 06:35:18 PM: what do you mean who! were stealing the gum ball machine from zellers.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 06:35:59 PM: ya... let's do it!
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 12, 2006, 06:44:49 PM: think about the profits!!!
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 07:05:33 PM: lots of little crimes = big cash!
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 12, 2006, 07:14:05 PM: Can I have the gum?
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 12, 2006, 08:19:37 PM: no
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 12, 2006, 08:45:02 PM: Jack-ass
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 13, 2006, 07:05:24 PM: Nothing is free in this world, in order for mike and I to make full profits we will sell the gum 10cents a ball ( or 3 for 25cents )
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 13, 2006, 07:15:55 PM: Or just hand it out on Halloween to all the kids. Weirdos
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 15, 2006, 08:22:28 PM: Screw the kids, they can steal their own candy.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 15, 2006, 11:48:03 PM: the only thing im going to give to the kids is advice on how to steal candy. It takes hard work to come up with plans like this.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Aquabat on October 16, 2006, 05:50:42 AM: That and syphillis, they are definitely getting syphillis too.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 17, 2006, 01:58:46 AM: They're getting syphillis too? Are they all going to have sex with you or something?
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 17, 2006, 02:40:32 AM: ok, I think thats pretty wrong.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 17, 2006, 02:59:56 AM: Ya we just wanted to steal, not give kids syphillis.. there's a line Steve....
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 17, 2006, 08:19:50 PM: Maybe thats his way of comming out, we will understand if you just tell us.
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Mikal on October 18, 2006, 07:15:37 AM: We are open to all sorts of idea's on the gongshow.. We don't judge, we promise.........................
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: Alston on October 18, 2006, 07:13:57 PM: I love you Steve. Your my best friend
Title: Jobs Mike should apply for.
Post by: RKSS on October 18, 2006, 11:08:28 PM: ^^^^^ shes lost it again