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We should all play Pimpwar
« on: August 19, 2008, 01:05:41 AM »
I have started an Alliance in pimpwar and we should all play it. It could keep us amused until hockey pools start.

Sign up at pimpwar.com

Join the game August Crack Head.  So far I am just in NYC but we can move to a different town later if we want.  You start with 250 turns. I suggest using 100 or so before joining the Alliance because it takes 5% of your profits and it will be easier to get started up without the tax.

The Alliance name when you are ready to join it is: TheGongShowGang

To start I scouted for whores using 5 turns at a time. The more turns you use the more you get but using small intervals helps at the start because you use the whores you get in those turns for the next turns and therefore make more money.  The idea is to keep the whores at 100 happy and thugs at 100 happy and increase there numbers.  To keep the whores happy they need condoms and crack.  Sometimes you need to adjust the payout to keep them 100% happy. I think mine is up to 13%.  So when you scout you will pickup whores and thugs. To keep new thugs happy you need beer and guns.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/file/916664/12775

There is some more info there. Otherwise. Discuss.

Let's get pimpin'
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 04:40:29 PM »
I swore that I posted this last night.  Invite me to the alliance please:  GongShowDrew

We will rule the pimp world.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 06:43:03 PM »
Click open console at the bottom or check your new messages. you are in.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 12:29:14 AM »
Sweet.  I think we need a general agreement that if we are attacked by a non-alliance pimp we strike back hard.  If it is someone in an alliance we need to discuss the counter attack however.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 01:41:56 AM »
Yeah someone in a big alliance jacked some of my rides, but i was too wussy to fight him back. But he is in my bitch list for later.  Jami and I have been pounding on #3368 all day long. probably killed 500 or 600 thugs on him 20 or 30 at a time. then we steal his rides and a few hoes.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 01:53:08 AM »
As you saw, I hit him too.  Someone got me last night when I was weak and I didn't know it.  I am going to hit him back.  Feel free to join.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 01:59:49 AM »
Apparently he is out of my attack range.  I guess if someone is too strong/weak you can't hit them?
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 03:07:33 AM »
Yeah people need to be in a certain % of your net worth for you to smoke them.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 03:26:24 PM »
Some dude hit me hard last night.  Amazingly I took some of his money when he attacked me.  I lost all my thugs though.  Let's make him pay, he is non-allianced.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 03:45:10 PM »
Did he have all Aks?
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 03:55:04 PM »
Smoked him. One drive by took out 500+ of his thugs. Then i stole his low riders

Looks like I cant steal hoes though.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 04:09:40 PM »
One tip, looks like i didn't mention before. When you are done playing. set your payout to 99% and people cant steal your hoes.  And make sure you spend all your cash.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 04:36:21 PM »
I have been doing that.  The only reason he got cash from me is because when he invaded me one time I took $25k off of his dead thugs.  So he was just stealing his money back.  If he isn't decimated I will go after him one more time.  I won't waste time trying to steal hoes though.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 04:39:48 PM »
I jacked $17k from him.  I don't think he will bother us anymore anyway.
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 04:43:08 PM »
I was going to copy paste my drive by but i forgot and couldnt go back to it. It was tastey.
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