Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - Bob

Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 15
61
Open Chat / Interesting and Useless Facts
« on: February 24, 2006, 12:33:17 AM »
Post up your Interesting and most likely Useless Facts in here.

Booya.


It costs about $37,500 and takes about two years to fully train a guide dog

62
Jokes / IQ Test
« on: February 16, 2006, 08:15:00 PM »
Which letter comes next in this series of letters?




Y O U A R E B L O O D Y S T U P I

63
Jokes / More Terry Tate
« on: February 10, 2006, 09:00:29 PM »
Always a classic. Who can get enough Terry Tate?

64
Open Chat / Ralph Bucks
« on: February 01, 2006, 10:21:55 PM »
Everyone else get their Ralph bucks yet?


I'm Rich!

65
Open Chat / Upgrading
« on: January 18, 2006, 05:57:42 AM »
Ummmm we are upgraded.  But there are some issues to iron out.  I may have to roll it back a bit, and remove all the gallery photos. Then re-add them.  I will figure it out tomorrow.


Good night.

66
Open Chat / Something to amuse me
« on: January 14, 2006, 12:27:54 AM »
I found some realllly old emails today and I had to laugh when I saw this one.  I will post up the questions first then my replies. Feel free to quote this and reply with your answers, I know you are bored and dying to do something like this. Just to date this we are looking at about Sept of 2001.

51 PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according to you.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

2. Be serious or be funny?

4. Whole or skim milk?

5. Single or Taken?  

6. Simple or complicated?

7. Law or anarchy?

8. Flowers or angels?

9. Grey or gray?

10. Read or write?

11. Color or black-and-white photos?

12. Sunrise or sunset?

13. M&M's or Skittles?

14. Rap or rock?  

15. Stay up late or wake up late?

17. Is it POP or SODA?  

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe?

19. Coke or diet coke?

20. Eat an apple or an orange?

21. What came first the chicken or the egg?

22. Hot or Cold?

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short?

25. Sun or moon?

26. Emerald or ruby?  

28. Left or right?

29. 1 best friend or 10 accquaintances?

30.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

31. High or Drunk?

32. Green beans or carrots?  

33. Low fat or fat free?

34. What is your biggest fear in the world?

36. Kids or no kids?

37. Cat or dog?

38. Half empty or half full?

39. Mustard or ketchup?

40. Hard cover books or soft?

41. Newspaper or magazine?  

42. Sandals or sneakers?

43. Wonder or amazement?  

44. Red car or white car?

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich?

46. Singing or dancing?

47. Hugging or Kissing?

48. Corduroy or plaid?

49. Happy or sad?

50. Purple or green?

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship?

67
Open Chat / My New Ride
« on: January 12, 2006, 02:29:59 AM »
:D

68
Jokes / Playing in Puddles
« on: January 12, 2006, 02:21:35 AM »
Once upon a time:
Three little ducks go into a Bar....................


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day
myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"




"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

69
Jokes / Prayers
« on: January 12, 2006, 02:14:59 AM »
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.








MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor
store , a boat and a 4X4.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

70
Open Chat / Bouncy and Fun
« on: January 12, 2006, 01:54:38 AM »
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2...73560379&q=jeep

WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :boobies:

71
Open Chat / Boarding Trip
« on: January 05, 2006, 10:19:10 PM »
I put up some pics from the Boarding trip this year into the Gallery, under trips, snowboarding... feel free to add your own. As for videos. Let's post them in here.

72
Jokes / James Bond Plot Scheme
« on: January 04, 2006, 08:50:11 PM »
It is all so true.

73
Open Chat / Drunkathon Photos
« on: January 03, 2006, 08:39:19 PM »
I have posted up some photos I had from the Boxing Day Drunkathon in the Gallery under the Parties section. Feel free to add your own!

74
Jokes / Internet Dating Gone Wrong
« on: December 20, 2005, 11:28:06 PM »
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

bhahahahahahah!

75
Open Chat / Newsletter Spam
« on: December 19, 2005, 04:25:04 PM »
Anyone who didn't receive their copy of the Newsletter can bask it the glory of it here

http://www.thegongshow.ca/email12.05.html


Enjoy patrons!   :cheers:

Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 15