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Jokes / Just Remember...
« on: December 06, 2004, 07:13:20 PM »
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Jokes / The Man's Christmas Advent Calendar!
« on: December 05, 2004, 05:28:33 AM »
Tassles on the 14th, Very Festive :wub:
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Open Chat / Pretty Lady of the Day (or ladies)
« on: December 04, 2004, 07:58:53 AM »
:kitty: MEEEOOOW
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Stuff For Sale / One Girlfriend
« on: December 03, 2004, 06:23:27 AM »
That is the most amazing avatar I have ever seen, and so so ideal for the purpose of the site. :hump:
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Open Chat / Pretty Lady of the Day (or ladies)
« on: November 29, 2004, 06:48:04 AM »
Got 13 minutes to get it in time.
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Open Chat / Pretty Lady of the Day (or ladies)
« on: November 25, 2004, 06:11:41 AM »
I think we've had a major oversight, We've had jokes, events of the day, so allow me to introduce "Pretty Lady of the Day" but we are not limited to just one, sometimes they like to come in pairs. So here is the new thread devoted to the most beautiful thing on earth, the female body.
(sorry, the first one is kind of a huge pic)
(sorry, the first one is kind of a huge pic)
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Stuff For Sale / Leftover Inventory
« on: November 25, 2004, 12:39:02 AM »
Got some leftover inventory if anyone is interested from Open For Business November 2004. Sorry for peddling my shat. It's all like at cost, or just about.
Kitty BeltBuckle $35
RecordHole Buckle $16
Star Wristband $15
Goggle Spikes 2 for $2.50
Dice BeltBuckle $15
And I got 4 zippo-like lighters left as well. Only $10 each.
Once again, sorry for peddling shit, this is just a chance for someone to get some stuff, cuz otherwise it'll sit in my basement till March, the next Open For Business.
Sanks,
Steve
Kitty BeltBuckle $35
RecordHole Buckle $16
Star Wristband $15
Goggle Spikes 2 for $2.50
Dice BeltBuckle $15
And I got 4 zippo-like lighters left as well. Only $10 each.
Once again, sorry for peddling shit, this is just a chance for someone to get some stuff, cuz otherwise it'll sit in my basement till March, the next Open For Business.
Sanks,
Steve
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Jokes / Just Remember...
« on: November 25, 2004, 12:18:25 AM »Quote
Moderated my ass!THIEF!!!![snapback]664[/snapback]
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Stuff For Sale / One Girlfriend
« on: September 27, 2004, 01:28:27 AM »
For the low bid of you giving me $250, I will take him off your hands.
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Open Chat / The World really has gotten fatter
« on: September 20, 2004, 06:04:57 PM »
I thought I'd leave you with this to think about.
:usa: Fat Yankees.
:usa: Fat Yankees.
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Website Bulletins / Emoticon Mania!
« on: September 18, 2004, 12:50:09 AM »
Evil
And in the spirit of humping, and it is the Monty Python foot
Hump
And to rock on
My Webpage
Nudity
Bum
Beavis
Beavis
That'll do, for now, they have some good ones
And in the spirit of humping, and it is the Monty Python foot
Hump
And to rock on
My Webpage
Nudity
Bum
Beavis
Beavis
That'll do, for now, they have some good ones
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Open Chat / Long Lost Roll of Film
« on: September 08, 2004, 03:46:02 PM »
Analog Boy, in a digital world, don't be so digital.
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Jokes / Udderly Impossible
« on: September 05, 2004, 09:26:31 PM »
After years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method,
Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first. :hump:
After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his member. In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first. :hump:
After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his member. In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."