Author Topic: Debauchery (Read 3848 times)

Mikal · « **on:** December 17, 2005, 06:36:33 PM »

de·bauch·er·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-bôch-r)
n. pl. de·bauch·er·ies

1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
debaucheries Orgies.
Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty

AND my personal favorite

2. A wild gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity
[syn:orgy, debauch, saturnalia, riot, bacchanal, bacchanalia,
drunken revelry]

So in the spirit of orgies, wild gatherings bacchanal and drunken revelry, tell us what you did last night.....

Mikal · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2005, 06:41:07 PM »

I spent last night drinknig excessive amounts of beer, and then being punched, head butted, and spit on repeatedly. After being dropped off at home I spent the next 15 mins puking outside, then proceeded to sleep in my clothes. Waking up around 5, I cursed the throbbing pulse in my head, took two tylenol, and passed out again.

Colezy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2005, 07:09:03 PM »

:hump: :hump: Well Debauchery eh...
well as I was at the pub last night I apparrently over indulged last night as I do sometimes ...(I am a lush) :hump: :hump:
as I was saying a few friends and I were enjoying a couple pints of lager :cheers: when somebody busted out the gin <--- (it was me shhh don't tell anyone) I proceeded to get drunk then apparently I punched Mikal<--- (homosexual) in the head twice then headbutted him I turned down a ride home with steve at wich point things got interesting.... welll those of you that were there last night of course remeber pylon I take it... yes good well I proceed to make out (with the greatest of vigor and enthusiasm) with her larger friend........ (i'lll give you a little time for a visual) ready ok I was going to town she told me to pull her hair as I was playing tonsil hockey with her. so I did at wich point she started moaning and sucking my face harder as a reaction to this moaning and groping I started to sport a semi but as I am not a "closer" as I am sure you alll know my cab had arrived and I belive I told her "you should take me home, I have a huge cock" needless to say she didn't so as I am saying this some chick <--Whitney comes up and says wanna come to my place... so I am thinking giggidy giggidy :hump: :hump: well she had a boyfriend but I went back to her place almost did blow but didn't smoked a joint with her mother and had a highly intellectual conversation with her (Whitney) then made it home via cab at around 4:30am and I woke circa 11:30 with a pounding headache and had a toss thinking about a rather large and definatly freaky chick

de·bauch·er·y
by Colezy

Jami · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2005, 07:50:07 PM »

I was sleeping until about 2am when my drunken boyfriend called me and wanted me to come over. I rejected him and went back to sleep.

I blame all of the above people for his drunkeness.

Mikal · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2005, 08:00:05 PM »

WEAK. your role as a woman is to please your man, no matter what time he calls demanding satisfaction... Poor show Jami, poor show.

Skywalker · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2005, 08:02:03 PM »

I got drunk by myself with some leftover booze, I then proceeded to try and pick fist fights with the neighbors while wandering my building in a bathrobe with a 40 of vodka.

Is he kidding? or is he serious? maybe... or maybe yes.

<_< Either way, Edmomton sucks, I can't wait to get home.

Mikal · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2005, 08:04:02 PM »

Is that a desperate cry for help Shad? We are hear for you.... in Calgary.. To be honest I would probably try to drink myself unconsious if I were living in Edmonton. So who can really blame you.

Colezy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2005, 08:11:13 PM »

I rock :hump: :hump:
Can't wait to get messy shad
what time you comin home ?

Skywalker · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2005, 08:13:12 PM »

Leaving in an hour or so... be home around 5

Bob · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2005, 12:24:05 AM »

I am glad I had nothing to do with any of those ordeals. I stayed home and roasted marshmellows in my fireplace.

Colezy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2005, 11:45:58 PM »

:poke:
well good day all
I woke up this morning ( and by morning I mean 2:00 pm) with yet another killer hang over and sticky as all hell I mean my entire chest was so sticky that my sheets stuck to it. wich brings me too the point of this
de·bauch·er·y
I was mavericking ridiculesly strong gin and tonics last night (Mav'er'ick'ing invented by the late great James Mcbryan :flower: were said Mavericker holds the maverick cup(speacial, large, only 1 known to exist in canada) at arms length and pour it into your mouth and by into your mouth I mean all over your face and chest) by the way gin and tonic in the eyes hurts alot once we finished this we Brent filled the Maverick with jagermiester and we chugged it I feel like crap and tonight I have a family christmas diner followed by a loud crazy blond chicks (my friend Eva) christmas party as last nights debauchery
was lacking in the sex and orgy department I hope tonights isn't
adios all wish me luck :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Colezy

Aquabat · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2005, 08:33:12 AM »

Same Night, this guys perspective:

The Debauchery ensued when I arrived at a local pub establishment to meet up with my friends for a pint or 12. I was greeted by some already rowdy individuals, proceeding to order more beer than Karol's body weight. Cole dipping into the gins and had to leave to pick up Neal.

Neal, whom had already drank for free careof the ING Christmas party, which he does not work for, excellent Neal, you are king.

Drove the boys home, well made Mike run half of the way chasing the truck, hehehe, and Neal stayed at my place.

1st he walked into my mailbox, tripped over the shoes and vomited in my porcelain dispensary. Oh man, someone else is definitely driving, so I can get loser pissed like the rest of yas, can't wait for centrurion!!!

Aquabat · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2006, 08:20:59 PM »

30's Gangster Poker Party pics are up in the gallery, thanks all for coming.