Author Topic: One Girlfriend (Read 29746 times)

Fo3L · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2004, 06:01:47 PM »

Lol, i was reading the post you made on BH. Notice how the threads go shitty so fast? That forum annoys me sometimes. :blink:

Bob · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2004, 08:49:06 PM »

People just dont know how to take a friendly woman auction anymore. <_<

Jami · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2004, 08:50:43 PM »

Well... I know that someone will pay atleast $500 for me. Though the toast with extra gravy, and the turtle that you can strap to your head, is a very tempting offer.

Bob · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2004, 08:52:58 PM »

:blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:

Less talk, more sell!

Loki · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2004, 10:24:56 PM »

i offer 1 lb of belly button lint, 1 lb of toe jam, 2 oz of ear wax and a partially drank mt dew.
oh look and a cigarette butt, too

cmere baby :flower: :hug: :hump:

Jami · « **Reply #20 on:** September 26, 2004, 02:43:50 PM »

This has gotten out of hand.

Drew · « **Reply #21 on:** September 26, 2004, 04:29:17 PM »

You're absolutely right...my bid looks mighty poor next to that last one. I'm gonna have to up the ante...time to dig through a couple of dumpsters.

Jami · « **Reply #22 on:** September 26, 2004, 09:41:36 PM »

Hmm... I wonder what kind of offers I would get if I were to put you up for sale Bobby. heh.

Awe, isn't he cute.

Please disregard the pictures of half naked women in the background.

Aquabat · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2004, 01:28:27 AM »

For the low bid of you giving me $250, I will take him off your hands.

Bob · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2004, 01:59:29 AM »

I like pees. Not to be confused with I like pee. The vegetable only.

Drew · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2004, 12:38:05 PM »

How much for the magic bag?

Bob · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2004, 02:13:10 PM »

Tylenol for sore neck - $3
Advil for sore neck - $3
Night with Jami so I can complain to her about sore neck - $5 - $10
Magic Bag making it all feel much better - Priceless

Qwerty · « **Reply #27 on:** September 27, 2004, 02:28:42 PM »

For Jami:

2 pounds of apple sauce and a loaf of bread.

For Bob:

650 Dollars (american) and some shiny new tires.

Jami · « **Reply #28 on:** September 27, 2004, 11:50:50 PM »

....

:kitty:

I'm starting to strongly dislike you people.

Bob · « **Reply #29 on:** September 27, 2004, 11:51:45 PM »

Let the general populus speak. :chuckle: