Author Topic: One Girlfriend (Read 31005 times)

Bob · « **on:** September 24, 2004, 03:19:23 PM »

High maitenence, loves shopping, can't cook. Will steal all your money when she gets the chance. Comes with this pretty emoticon - > :flower:

Offers?

Please note: Shiney new wheel in bottom left of picture not included.

Drew · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2004, 08:10:21 PM »

Is the product cranky as shown?

Bob · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2004, 08:12:57 PM »

Aproximately 98% Cranky time. 2% Half Cranky time

Drew · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2004, 08:14:41 PM »

Do you accept pocket lint as a credible currency?

Bob · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2004, 08:16:41 PM »

Only in quantites exceeding 3lbs.

Jami · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2004, 11:48:32 PM »

Hmmm... I just think you are trying to show off the hottness of your girlfriend.

I'm not high maintenence! You're high maintenece. I do love to shop though... and I can cook some things. Give me some credit here.

And I wasn't cranky, I was unamused.. and I was trying to put my jacket on. AND I was thinking how dorky you were for being so excited about your wheels.

Bob · « **Reply #6 on:** September 24, 2004, 11:57:01 PM »

Oh yeah you are just amazing. Please note. SO FAR HIGH OFFER IS POCKET LINT.

That is all.

Mikal · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2004, 12:00:43 AM »

hmm, you didn't really mention anything about the apparent need to insult and belittle those around her. I'll pass unless there is some sort of warranty or trade in policy.

Jami · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2004, 12:17:16 AM »

Pfff, like you are all sooooo great.

I am a lovely person. And you love me Bobby. You wouldn't trade me in for pocket lint. :wub: No one else would put up with you for as long as I have. heh.

Bob · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2004, 02:07:20 PM »

You're right pocket lint no, but belly lint. Now there is a different story. :wave:

Fo3L · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2004, 02:34:25 PM »

Ill offer whats in my pocket.

*5$ 2 quarters and a ticket stub*

Drew · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2004, 02:37:46 PM »

I'll see your ticket stub and raise you a bubble gum wrapper.

Bob · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2004, 02:43:12 PM »

Sorry I neglected to mention, delivery is not included. Please take thin into account when purchasing.

Jami · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2004, 03:03:37 PM »

Oh, you are so dead! :shakefist:

Bob · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2004, 03:22:39 PM »

Oh don't be cranky, everyone will think you are so cool after you let me sell you.

At least it's not ebay! :hug:

YET!