Author Topic: Alston's Birthday (Read 7228 times)

Alston · « **on:** September 18, 2006, 02:19:14 AM »

Birthday gift's you guys can buy me:
1. Vibrater
2. slippers
3. Drinks
4. flowers
5. condoms
6. A one way ticket to China
7. a puppy
8. A dog kennel
9. Video camera

Thanks guys

Mikal · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:26:38 AM »

Here, you go Alston, pick your favorite.. I found these ones amusing..... I mean reading about them amusing, sicko's

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...1&sec=&cat=dong

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...7&sec=&cat=dong

depends what you are into

Wait wait wait, here it is

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...4&sec=&cat=dong

Alston · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:27:13 AM »

Nothing less then 10 inches

Mikal · « **Reply #3 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:28:21 AM »

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/ That seems to be as big as they get, you'll have to settle for 7 inches.. Maybe you can buy two and go for more width than length... maybe.

Alston · « **Reply #4 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:30:38 AM »

You seem to know alot about this topic. Can I borrow your strap on? Thanks

Mikal · « **Reply #5 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:34:57 AM »

No one borrows Black Magic.

Alston · « **Reply #6 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:38:50 AM »

Maybe Cole will let me have his butt beads while he is away?

Mikal · « **Reply #7 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:40:55 AM »

I saw them, they are more like butt marbels now. He has worn them very thin.

Alston · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:53:18 AM »

Thats ok because butt beads weren't really on my birthday list. And I already have a vibrater and can use muck's dog cage whenever so I quess flowers will do!

I think that we should all go play beach volleyball somewhere for my birthday!

Isn't weird that there is advertising for dog kennels at the bottem of this page. Weird

Mikal · « **Reply #9 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:56:25 AM »

Actually Bob's b-day is the same day.. and there are plans already.. So sorry.

Alston · « **Reply #10 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:00:13 AM »

What?

Mikal · « **Reply #11 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:01:05 AM »

Isn't it you that has the same birthday as bob?

Alston · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:06:17 AM »

He is such a Lindsay wanna-be. First you, dressing like me and now him with my birthday. What are you guys doing that day?

Muck · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:06:47 AM »

I get back into town on the 30th, so call my cell and let me know whats happening

Alston what time do you leave on the 23rd?

Mikal · « **Reply #14 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:08:37 AM »

We are going to the strippers...... booya