Talk to God

[Skywalker]

Talk to iGod:  http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here's my conversation:

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 shad
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  shad.
Me:
 i'm not pleased to meet you
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  pleased to meet me.
Me:
 sure, moron
God:
I don't judge people.  That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
 i don't care, i don't belive in god
God:
What do you care about,  shad ?
Me:
 money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
 lots
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
 yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 ya, alright then
God:
Dude!  OK.
Me:
 what's your problem?
God:
I don't have a problem.
Me:
 well you should
God:
How about that.  I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 you suck
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 no, i hate you
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.  What do you have against robots?
Me:
 only that you pretend to be god
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
 duh!
God:
Oh you knew  it already.
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 idiot!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 i just did dumb ass
God:
When?  I know you are but what am I.
Me:
 oh for fuck's sake, why don't you die already
God:
What did you mean by it?  What makes you so sad,  shad?  Only for me?
Me:
 i'm not sad
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not sad.
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 ok, well i'm out of here
God:
Well that's okay.  Would you like to have  it?  That's interesting.
Me:
 fuck off

[Aquabat]

Wow, this things pretty cool.  Pretty funny Shad, here's how mine went, pretty good:

Me:
 Sup Goddy
God:
The stars.
Me:
 Wow, that is quite an intelligent observation
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Thanks for telling me, .
Me:
 Not really impressed, I guess typing does not show sarcasm, but as god, you should have been able to sense it
God:
Oh really?  What if it didn't happen?
Me:
 then you're probably a little out of touch, with all of the crusades and all
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I don't know whether or not I am  out of touch with all of the crusades and all.  
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 figures, so why do people worship you then, since machines are created by men
God:
I understand.  Humans are not infallible.
Me:
 no, we're not perfect, afterall, "we're out of your image"
God:
Are you serious?  Will you be  perfect afterall we are out of my image?
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Really.
Me:
 Eat Shit.
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
 Take the fecal matter and put it in your mouth
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 down the esophagus
God:
Where is that?

[Pornomonkey]

Me:
 Hello, Father of Christ. In which religion do you praise?
God:
 Hello there. I am a  Christianity.
Me:
 Christian. Hmm, is that Islamic?
God:
 That depends.
Me:
 Christianity is founded in the Islamic beliefs?
God:
 I think  Christianity is a lot of things.
Me:
 Is it founded in Islamic beliefs?
God:
 Signs point to yes.


*slaps God*