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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Mr. Boyz on February 23, 2007, 02:34:52 AM

Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on February 23, 2007, 02:34:52 AM
Just wondering, who's all up for playing soccer this year? Me and the old lady wanna play.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on February 23, 2007, 02:38:51 AM
I'm there for sure!!!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on February 23, 2007, 02:57:28 AM
Registration is from Feb. 26th to Mar. 13th. Just to let you all know.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jaron on February 23, 2007, 03:19:14 AM
I'll most likely be in as well....
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on February 23, 2007, 04:41:06 AM
Bobby and I are too.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on February 23, 2007, 05:31:32 AM
I'm in. I think we'll be short on girls... as usual.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on February 23, 2007, 03:01:06 PM
Oh, and I think my sister-in-law might want to play as well.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Drew on February 23, 2007, 04:40:23 PM
You guys should create female robots to play with you.  That would be awesome.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on February 24, 2007, 12:01:23 AM
I'll whip up a few this weekend.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on February 24, 2007, 12:08:43 AM
Or we could just dress you up as a girl, Andrew. After all, you did claim that you played like one last year I believe.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Drew on February 24, 2007, 12:30:40 AM
Or we could dress your mom like a girl!  Then...uh...yeah!  So there!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on February 24, 2007, 01:39:54 AM
umm, hey Trevor... If you could make these robots anatomicaly correct. That would be greatly appreciated... by Steve........
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on February 24, 2007, 01:42:24 AM
He likes the big black ones right?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on February 24, 2007, 01:46:14 AM
ya, and he likes them when they prefer a dry asshole to a wet asshole.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on February 24, 2007, 01:50:01 AM
I might have one of those kicking around. Yep here it is.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jaron on February 24, 2007, 01:53:43 AM
Haha, steve is filthy...
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on February 24, 2007, 08:19:37 PM
god damn it jaron , you got the same phone as me dont u !!!!! I can do the same pic on my phone !!  

Yes I wil be playing soccer this year  I promise.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on February 24, 2007, 08:54:16 PM
Sorry, Karol, the position of non-show-uper has been filled. You'll have to be a cheer leader
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jaron on February 24, 2007, 11:12:13 PM
Actually it's Amy's phone. However I still find the picture to be funny as hell.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Aquabat on February 26, 2007, 02:43:29 AM
So you just "happen" to have a big black robot with a dry asshole just lying around Trev......hooray.
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on February 26, 2007, 06:56:32 PM
I will show!!! Im a lvl 33 human warrior, why wouldnt i show.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Drew on February 26, 2007, 07:56:29 PM
He will even bring his +2 Boots of Quickness.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on February 26, 2007, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: Drew
He will even bring his +2 Boots of Quickness.

Sounds suspicious... is Andrew a closet WOW player?
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on February 26, 2007, 09:06:35 PM
I think so....hmmmm

now is it +2 agility
             +2 strength
      or    +2 stamina
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on March 02, 2007, 02:56:06 AM
Well my robo-skank has +20 dick breaker.
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on March 03, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
^^^ thats just wrong man.



Hey Is this soccer thing going on?? i have 2 waitresses from a local pub that are wanting to play as well
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on March 03, 2007, 08:57:24 PM
Seriously Karol, no one really thinks you are going to play. Every single game last year you said you were going to come for sure.... I think if you are going to play you have to pay up front bud. Collateral needs to be taken to make sure no one is out money this year.
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on March 04, 2007, 12:48:48 AM
fine fuck it if its such a big deal , ass.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Colezy on March 04, 2007, 02:29:36 AM
easy now ladies
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 12, 2007, 10:49:42 PM
BUMP!!!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on March 13, 2007, 12:44:27 AM
Ok, so I can't make it tonight cause I have to do some homework for tomorrow. I can do tomorrow at anytime after 2.  I think it's 500 to front for the team... I have a hundred sitting in front of me, but I don't get paid till thursday and can't spare the other 400... so, come on team!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 13, 2007, 04:28:40 AM
Call me!!!  If needed I can front the cash... Just make sure we get registered!!!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Colezy on March 13, 2007, 08:13:49 PM
look at you throw your money around like that big rich Shad j/k
if you are registering just as a team does that mean that if I am back in time like mid summer I can still join ??
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 13, 2007, 09:10:22 PM
Bah ha ha... I wish!  

As for if you could play or not, I don't know how it works... ask Mike or Steve.

How's BC?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on March 13, 2007, 09:16:14 PM
I think you can register to play pretty much anytime... they always have "cut off dates" but I don't think they are strictly enforced.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Colezy on March 13, 2007, 09:33:11 PM
sweet thanks Jami B.C. is pretty cool Lillooet is a pretty cool town Jaclyn and my too pussies (cats you dirty pervert) are coming out :-) manana
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on March 14, 2007, 01:39:18 AM
Thanks to the Jay for taking the initiative and registering team Tuna. We can head down now at anytime and register individually. Everyone who registers to play, has to pay..... word.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 14, 2007, 03:19:04 PM
SWEET!!! When's the deadline for individuals?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 19, 2007, 07:52:56 PM
Bump... can someone answer my question above?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on March 19, 2007, 08:05:02 PM
I don't think there is a deadline yet... if there is, it'll be somewhere on this website: http://calgarycoedsoccer.com/ (http://calgarycoedsoccer.com/)
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on March 19, 2007, 10:26:30 PM
Sweet, thanks... anyone registered yet?  What is the deal with $$$?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Aquabat on March 20, 2007, 05:08:52 AM
The first game is May 1st.  New players must register on April 18th (5:30-8-30pm), or on April 23rd (6-8:30pm).  Existing players may fax in applications after April 16th (with Team Tuna player cards <-- Bob, Jason and I need new cards).

$1,935 total per team.
Title: Soccer
Post by: viking on April 08, 2007, 06:33:32 PM
This is the 2 week notice to get your shit togethere and fill out your registration and cough up your 110$ +\ - depends on how many players we have. for a team it's 1,935$ The deadline is April 18th. I will collect the forms and checks\cash. Don't wait till the 17th to figure your shit out. This year we also need numbers on the back of our jerserys, we might have to use a jiffy maker or if anyone knows a better idea please post. I also need to find out who needs a jersery that doesnt have one already so we can try and get you geared up for this summer soccer season. Once people start talking to me I will post a team roster.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Aquabat on April 10, 2007, 04:09:42 AM
I've got that stuff jay, We need the jerseys back, I'm on consensus that we will get more pink tees for the summer, and I will take number requests now for the number you want on the jerseys.


Ryan - 9
Steve - 19

booyakasha
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 10, 2007, 04:30:09 AM
I need a new jersey as mine has disappeared. We need a lighter weight fabric! Those ones are deathly hot! And I would like to be 28. And if they have XS as opposed to S that would be super as well.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on April 10, 2007, 04:56:58 AM
God, anything else PRINCESS?!?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 10, 2007, 05:18:32 PM
I call the number 7 for me!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 10, 2007, 05:58:45 PM
Nope that is it. I suspect all my demands will be fulfilled!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 10, 2007, 09:18:28 PM
Quote from: Jami
I suspect all my depends will be fulfilled!


You filled your depends?  Ewww... gross!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 10, 2007, 10:50:46 PM
Hahaha. Demands!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on April 10, 2007, 10:57:03 PM
damn, I was biting my lip when I read that. I made dinner and spent a little time thinking up a good burn for that little doozey. Next time!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Drew on April 10, 2007, 11:42:13 PM
I was trying to be kind by not jumping on it.  But man I died when Shad used the burn that I was going to.  Nice try editting Jami.  We know what you did.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 11, 2007, 05:11:25 AM
You cannot escape the spelling police on The Gong Show... the punishment for all crimes is ridicule!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 12, 2007, 12:52:57 AM
Well in my defense I was at school attempting to multi task on here and on an email to my insurance broker, and that is why I put the wrong word in...

Now... let's find someone new to bug and get back on the topic of soccer!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 12, 2007, 12:53:03 AM
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Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 12, 2007, 03:20:30 PM
Can anyone answer these questions for me?

Jay, you mentioned that you would be collecting forms.  Does that mean we don't have to go to the soccer dome to register after all?  I'm a little confused on that.  

Also, where do we get the individual registration forms?  I looked on the website and saw nothing.

Last question is for Louise, I am going to register for her... what do I need to get her to sign etc?

Thanks!!!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 12, 2007, 10:21:41 PM
Yes, Bobby and I both need registration forms. I can't find them on the website either.
Title: Soccer
Post by: viking on April 12, 2007, 11:12:15 PM
Same here I looked but did not see any individual reg forms. I'll be heading down to there office tonight to raise some shit. Hopefully I will get some forms and make copys or even try post it. I'll let the gong know of any updates.

Shad for your question. I'm collecting forms and checks but you will still have to make a trip down there and get your photo taken for your new player card. I will also find out the date times and deadlines for that.




Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 13, 2007, 01:59:54 AM
Sweet... thanks alot for doing all this work Jay!
Title: Soccer
Post by: viking on April 14, 2007, 10:12:23 PM
Ok so heres the deal with soccer and registration. Alright the way the co-ed league has set it up this year is really stupid, we have to go along with it or I lose my 500$ deposit. They are not releasing any individual regisration forms till the 16th of April and they want the whole team paid for by the 18th. Which is 1935$. They are leaving the smallest window of oppertunity for the teams to get oprganized. If each team who registered is not paid in full they (me)will lose there 500$ deposit. Hey now nobody said this was a sweet deal. Its what we have to do, so anybody from the gong who is playing get your money and your friends money who are joining the team ASAP. I will still collect checks\cash so someone knows if we are going to have enough players and money. last day is wed the office closes at 830



MY cell # 869-9795 If I dont answer leave a msg
Title: Soccer
Post by: Bob on April 14, 2007, 10:22:22 PM
I got cash for you now if you want Jay.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 14, 2007, 10:45:05 PM
I also have money... how much is it?
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 14, 2007, 10:54:35 PM
That is stupid!  I'll have cash for you for me and louise in the next couple days.  I'll also tell neal and laura about the situation tonight when I see them.  Do the forms need to be in at the same time as the money?

Title: Soccer
Post by: viking on April 14, 2007, 11:30:01 PM
They really don't care if they have forms just the money. Its getting worse every year.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Aquabat on April 16, 2007, 01:51:14 AM
REGISTRATION BEGINS TOMORROW!!!
go people go, get your player cards, get signed up, give Jason $110, give us your jerseys (better be clean) and number request.  We will be partaking in wings on Wednesday, come then!

We have to have the same shirts, there's no way of getting numbers on the back unless they're cotton, I don't feel like buying fabric and sewing, and ordering mass jerseys with no time left to do so.  It's summer, suck it up.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 16, 2007, 05:20:58 AM
Sweet Steve... thanks to Jay and yourself for all the work.  I'll get you $$$ and my jersey on Tue and will also meet at the soccer center on Wed.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 16, 2007, 05:32:19 AM
Do we all need new player cards? I just got mine last year...
Title: Soccer
Post by: RKSS on April 17, 2007, 07:43:04 PM
I shall hand over my money tomorrow, I am Karol. I reserve #27. Booya!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 17, 2007, 10:51:48 PM
The registration forms are online now, and you can just fax them in if you have an ID card with Team Tuna on it. Jay, I am giving Bob my money tonight, so make sure it gets to you!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2007, 03:00:44 PM
Returning players (previously registered) who have a player card and are returning to play with the same team as on their player card may use this registration form and may fax it in to the CWSA office on Monday April 16, fax: 720-6693.  You MUST fill the form out completely including your your registration number (player ID) in order to get registered.  Please check the online team roster for your name, it will be updated weekly as forms are received.

New players or players changing teams or team names please note the following dates and times that the office will be open to accommodate your registration in person;

April 18 – 5:30 – 8:30 PM at the CWSA office ( @ The Soccer Centre )

April 23 – 6:00 – 8:30 PM at the CWSA office ( @ The Soccer Centre )


If you miss these dates you will be able to register in person during regular CWSA office hours on Monday April 30 - but NOT before!



Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on April 19, 2007, 12:37:18 AM
Well i'm registered.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on April 19, 2007, 12:45:43 AM
Hey... If I was'nt moving to Medicine Hat June 1st I would play. Maybe I can sneak on since I still have the jersey and card.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 19, 2007, 03:12:32 AM
Umm... I don't know if anyone else has noticed or not... but Team Tuna is not listed anywhere on the site. We were listed under "France" yesterday, but today we are nowhere. Someone should probably look into that, maybe.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mr. Boyz on April 20, 2007, 01:18:35 AM
The Medicine Hat thing isn't happening anymore  So I guess I can play.  I just need to register.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Mikal on April 20, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
Well that sucks for you, but i suppose it's good for us.... So the universe is balanced once again. You can print off the form you need to register and then just fax the sheet to them, as long as you still have your player card from last year. DO IT!
Title: Soccer
Post by: Jami on April 25, 2007, 05:53:37 PM
Okay boys I am concerned about the lack of girls on our team so far... it's just Laura and I. We better have some more girls or I will cry.
Title: Soccer
Post by: Skywalker on April 26, 2007, 02:24:49 AM
Jay said there are like 10 girls - Louise is playing forsure... I handed in her money myself