Author Topic: Testicle Attack!  (Read 3210 times)

Offline Skywalker

  • Village Drunks
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 752
  • Karma: +1/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://thestompinggrounds.tripod.com
    • Email
Testicle Attack!
« on: June 14, 2007, 12:13:38 PM »
[size=]Woman jailed for testicle attack[/size]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

 


Offline Jami

  • The Girlfriends
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 647
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • Email
Testicle Attack!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 11:21:41 PM »
Okay, maybe ripping it off was an "accident" but if I ripped some guy's junk off by accident, I sure as hell wouldn't try to eat it.
I like chicken!

Offline Drew

  • A-Team
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1446
  • Karma: +1/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://www.humpfest.ca
    • Email
Testicle Attack!
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 04:17:15 PM »
This whole story makes no sense.  How the hell did he get naked?  I thought everyone was over for drinks and they were arguing.  Did the act of pulling on his balls remove his pants and shirt as well?  I call bullshit on the whole deal.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

Offline Skywalker

  • Village Drunks
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 752
  • Karma: +1/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://thestompinggrounds.tripod.com
    • Email
Testicle Attack!
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 04:57:57 PM »
It was from BBC... and the BBC is always right!  

Maybe he's like Cole and automatically removes his shirt and pants at all partys.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2007, 04:58:49 PM by Skywalker »

Offline Mikal

  • A-Team
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 961
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • MSN Messenger - mikegoodwin@hotmail.com
    • View Profile
    • Email
Testicle Attack!
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 10:41:11 PM »
Maybe she roofied him. And he was coming to and she went into some sort of drunken rage and tore his ball from the sack. However, I also call bullshit. She would have had to have pulled extremely hard to actually tear his underwear and his testicle off. Underwear are pretty durable articles of clothing. Unless she is some sort of amazonian butch woman I don't think she could have performed the feat. Also, who the fuck trys to eats a testicle.....
Only Jack Van Impe can save us now... PRAISE HIM!