The Gong Show
Marketplace => Stuff For Sale => Topic started by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 03:19:23 PM
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High maitenence, loves shopping, can't cook. Will steal all your money when she gets the chance. Comes with this pretty emoticon - > :flower:
Offers?
Please note: Shiney new wheel in bottom left of picture not included.
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Is the product cranky as shown?
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Aproximately 98% Cranky time. 2% Half Cranky time
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Do you accept pocket lint as a credible currency?
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Only in quantites exceeding 3lbs.
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Hmmm... I just think you are trying to show off the hottness of your girlfriend.
I'm not high maintenence! You're high maintenece. I do love to shop though... and I can cook some things. Give me some credit here.
And I wasn't cranky, I was unamused.. and I was trying to put my jacket on. AND I was thinking how dorky you were for being so excited about your wheels.
:P
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Oh yeah you are just amazing. Please note. SO FAR HIGH OFFER IS POCKET LINT.
That is all.
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hmm, you didn't really mention anything about the apparent need to insult and belittle those around her. I'll pass unless there is some sort of warranty or trade in policy.
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Pfff, like you are all sooooo great.
I am a lovely person. And you love me Bobby. You wouldn't trade me in for pocket lint. :wub: No one else would put up with you for as long as I have. heh.
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You're right pocket lint no, but belly lint. Now there is a different story. :wave:
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Ill offer whats in my pocket.
*5$ 2 quarters and a ticket stub* :D
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I'll see your ticket stub and raise you a bubble gum wrapper.
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Sorry I neglected to mention, delivery is not included. Please take thin into account when purchasing.
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Oh, you are so dead! :shakefist:
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Oh don't be cranky, everyone will think you are so cool after you let me sell you.
At least it's not ebay! :hug:
YET!
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Lol, i was reading the post you made on BH. Notice how the threads go shitty so fast? That forum annoys me sometimes. :blink:
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People just dont know how to take a friendly woman auction anymore. <_<
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Well... I know that someone will pay atleast $500 for me. Though the toast with extra gravy, and the turtle that you can strap to your head, is a very tempting offer.
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:blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:
Less talk, more sell!
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i offer 1 lb of belly button lint, 1 lb of toe jam, 2 oz of ear wax and a partially drank mt dew.
oh look and a cigarette butt, too
cmere baby :flower: :hug: :hump:
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This has gotten out of hand.
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You're absolutely right...my bid looks mighty poor next to that last one. I'm gonna have to up the ante...time to dig through a couple of dumpsters.
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Hmm... I wonder what kind of offers I would get if I were to put you up for sale Bobby. heh.
Awe, isn't he cute.
Please disregard the pictures of half naked women in the background.
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For the low bid of you giving me $250, I will take him off your hands.
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I like pees. Not to be confused with I like pee. The vegetable only.
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How much for the magic bag?
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Tylenol for sore neck - $3
Advil for sore neck - $3
Night with Jami so I can complain to her about sore neck - $5 - $10
Magic Bag making it all feel much better - Priceless
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For Jami:
2 pounds of apple sauce and a loaf of bread.
For Bob:
650 Dollars (american) and some shiny new tires.
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:kitty:
I'm starting to strongly dislike you people.
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Let the general populus speak. :chuckle:
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Does she come with any accessories, like friends that will pleasure me while she makes dinner, or remote controlled cars?
Also the friends mentioned above must be attractive, no ugly fatties, no fatties and if she is ugly and skinny I will consider her proposal after a 6 pack.
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jami if you pay me $100 i'll take bobby, but i will work him like the dog he is, then you can have him back when my house is clean, and my oil has been changed in the car.
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But im soo cute :kitty:
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yeah dogs are cute but their poo still stinks :rockon:
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Go have a nap! Old Timer! :Irule:
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If I had $100 I would take that offer. Unfortunatley all I have to offer at the moment is a half full slurpee.
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well half a slurpy sounds about right, but i'll have to pass
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Hmm, very tempting purchase, I must say... but does the truck come with you, Bob?
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For looking at yes, for driving only if it is to take my :drunk: ass home.
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I will take her for five bucks.......maybe ten......she's real purdy
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This is Slaughter.
I will give Pornomonkey for Jami. Fair deal.
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That is the most amazing avatar I have ever seen, and so so ideal for the purpose of the site. :hump:
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Stole it from some other kid on another forum, I also found it quite suitable for the theme of the festivities :D
Hump on!
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ill see your bubble gum wrapper and raise you a picture of me humping school mascott
and mabye ill throw in a ten if she comes with her own sheos...
possibly another ten if she can clean!
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Still waiting for an offer to take this one home. I am thinking about an Unreserved auction next.