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General Chat => Say Hello => Topic started by: ArcAiN6 on March 23, 2006, 06:39:05 PM

Title: Ello :)
Post by: ArcAiN6 on March 23, 2006, 06:39:05 PM
hmmm... oh!... you scared me... didn't see you there... so....






*innocent whistle*




 


-=[ ArcAiN6 ]=-
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 23, 2006, 10:30:53 PM
Welcome to the party, hope you brought the Vaseline...
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 23, 2006, 11:17:49 PM
Who the hell is that?
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 24, 2006, 01:54:26 AM
That's none of your God damned business, Ryan, this fresh meat is mine, and mine alone!
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 24, 2006, 05:50:20 AM
But I was hoping that you would teach me some of your more daring sexual maneuvers!
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 24, 2006, 02:23:36 PM
Now if I went and did that, they wouldn't be my maneuvers, now would they?
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 24, 2006, 05:59:54 PM
I guess not.... But then we could have a special sexual bond between each other. The kind that Mike dreams of having with me.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 24, 2006, 08:04:05 PM
Ha, with you?! I'm almost positive I'm the only exotic, erotic Ontarioan sex God on this site, I should be in everyone's dreams. The only bonds I enjoy are connected at the hips.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 25, 2006, 12:22:02 AM
I never said that you weren't in my dreams Trev....  *scandalous!*
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 25, 2006, 03:06:26 PM
Ha, I'd be lying if the dreams weren't also reciprocated from me...
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Jami on March 25, 2006, 05:28:45 PM
This is a very creepy thread. You guys are messed.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 25, 2006, 06:41:20 PM
We're messed? Come on, you're with Bob
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Jami on March 25, 2006, 07:20:36 PM
Well I may be with Bob, but I am not making sexual advances at people of the same sex. I am holding my ground. You two are weird.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 25, 2006, 08:02:26 PM
Quote from: Jami
but I am not making sexual advances at people of the same sex.


Which is quite unfortunate for Bob.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 26, 2006, 01:07:27 AM
Yea, well, I'm an open-minded kind of guy...and it's Ryan, men don't get much more feminine than that!  
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Aquabat on March 27, 2006, 07:03:28 PM
He moisturizes, smells of jasmine and has very soft hands.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 28, 2006, 07:39:51 AM
HAH! Soft eh?? Clearly you never saw my peeling hand when it was broken.  Actually, I bet I can still find some in my cast if you would like. I can bring them over, and we can fondu them, like in Meet the Fockers.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Drew on March 28, 2006, 04:10:55 PM
You have foreskin in your cast?
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 28, 2006, 05:02:34 PM
*sigh*  I was merely referring to the process of fonduing skin, not necessarily foreskin.
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Aquabat on March 28, 2006, 06:33:06 PM
foreskin in your cast, aha, it was your damaged penis in the 15 times thread!!!!!
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Ryan on March 28, 2006, 08:57:42 PM
And did you see how big my cast had to be?? HUGE!! heh
Title: Ello :)
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 29, 2006, 02:09:40 AM
For swelling reasons, I'm sure. A good 15 times can easily triple, even quadruple the size of a normal man's penis.  This does not come from past experience, I swear.