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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Skywalker on July 28, 2006, 02:49:31 PM

Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on July 28, 2006, 02:49:31 PM
Any houseboationg people that still need a Wrasslin' Mask should go check out http://www.wrestlewarehouse.com/ (http://www.wrestlewarehouse.com/)  they got some good masks for pretty cheap prices.  I just bought mine there... now all I need is some spandex pants and a shiny cape!
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on July 29, 2006, 04:04:27 AM
There are some sweet ass masks on here!!!  Diablo is meeean looking.

Perhaps I will be the Mexican Defender of Math: Matematico
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on July 29, 2006, 04:43:49 PM
Do it!
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on July 31, 2006, 09:08:13 PM
I had a boring afternoon and spent it coming up with some good wrestling names.  Make sure when you read them to use your best Mexican accent, it makes them sound sweet!  Enjoy!  Anyone else have some sweet names to use?

El Pocho Falo (The Rotten Penis)

El Hada Guerrero (The Fairy Warrior)

El Moreno Untar (The Brown Streak)

El Molesto Uno (The Annoying One) <---- I think I’m gonna be this!
 
El Enfermedad (The Disease)

El Sucio Erupcion (The Dirty Rash)

El Grito Nino (The Crying Baby)

El Idiota Mica (The Stupid Monkey)

El Excremento (The Poop) <---- This one is one of my favorites.

El Cojo Burro (The Lame Donkey)

El Grueso Hombre (The Fat Man) <---- Stoy should be this!

El Flaco Ramita (The Skinny Twig)

El Apestoso Tiron (The Smelly Jerk)

El Mustio Excusa (The Sad Excuse)

El Escoria Saco (The Scum Bag)

El Gallina Criado (The Chicken Boy)

El Hombre Nino (The Man Child)
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on August 01, 2006, 10:53:26 PM
Is anyone else wanting one, I will go in on an order together to cut shipping costs, any takers??
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Mikal on August 05, 2006, 09:47:40 AM
Is there is a mask that makes you not look gay?
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 05, 2006, 01:48:02 PM
They look sweet, not gay... Just think of it as bondage gear Mike.  On that note, I can't wait to bang some slutty houseboating girls while wearing mine.  Plus I'll talk dirty to them in a mexican accent.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 11, 2006, 02:02:02 AM
Ha ha ha ha... I got my mask in the mail.  Except that I had it sent to my house in calgary.  I got my dad to try it on and send a picture to me so I could see it.  

Here's that pic... ha ha ha ha!  
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Drew on August 11, 2006, 03:19:54 AM
That post officially made my day.  Oh god I'm dying.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Ryan on August 11, 2006, 03:23:27 AM
It's true, I could hear him laughing all the way down the hall.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 11, 2006, 04:05:38 AM
Sweet, glad to make your night.  That mask would make anyone look like a Psycho.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Pornomonkey on August 11, 2006, 05:30:07 AM
Haha, oh, man. I am laughing so damn hard right now, that is by far the highlight of the week!
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on August 11, 2006, 06:14:53 AM
I love that picture!!!! Did you find a matching speedo and cape?  Please send them to your Calgary house and get your dad to pose again.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on August 11, 2006, 06:39:17 AM
The choices, the choices, that was ridiculously hard to narrow it down.
But, the choice has been made and she's on her way.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 11, 2006, 02:13:14 PM
Wholy crap.... that thing is huge!!!

And no, I haven't got the speedo and cape yet.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: RKSS on August 11, 2006, 09:54:04 PM
thats rather interesting.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Drew on August 13, 2006, 10:35:27 PM
Oh is it?
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: RKSS on August 14, 2006, 07:22:51 PM
yes it is
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 14, 2006, 09:30:53 PM
Wholy Whorage Batman!
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on August 15, 2006, 07:06:30 AM
Do you know how freakin' hard it is to get a speedo in this city?!?!?!?  I've looked everywhere, I resorted to buying fat-ass kids spider-man underwear.  Shaddy, if you find one, lemme know, I may have to get you to pick me one up too, or....... you could wear bikini bottoms again like last year.

http://www.juvenileclothing.com/kidsunderwear/underoos2.html (http://www.juvenileclothing.com/kidsunderwear/underoos2.html)
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 15, 2006, 02:47:52 PM
Doesn't Swim-Co have some?  I'm sure I saw them there.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: RKSS on August 15, 2006, 09:40:54 PM
my only question is ..... WHY?
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Skywalker on August 15, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
Because we are secure with our sexuality... and our size... unlike some people.  Lol!
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: RKSS on August 15, 2006, 11:09:32 PM
I am also secure you bastard. I just dont like to wear man thongs to get attention.....or should I say lose attention.
Title: Wrestling Masks
Post by: Aquabat on August 15, 2006, 11:31:38 PM
Swimco does not have them, at least the one I was at, perhaps I will get Amy to specially order one or two. Maybe la vien rose, ahahaha.

Woooohooo, more endowed than a 10 year old!  me spidey sense is tingling, that is a tight fit!