The Gong Show

General Chat => Jokes => Topic started by: Drew on October 16, 2006, 04:59:36 PM

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Drew on October 16, 2006, 04:59:36 PM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

"Johnny do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?

"Stay the Fuck Away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2006, 05:03:11 PM

Sounds like Jami, but Aunt Nancy is just a little less violent.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Jami on October 16, 2006, 05:18:34 PM

Whatever. I am having a BAD day. Be nice to me.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Drew on October 16, 2006, 05:36:49 PM

Hater.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Jami on October 16, 2006, 07:54:47 PM

Maybe you're the hater... hater.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2006, 08:00:16 PM

* throws loonie at jami *

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Aquabat on October 16, 2006, 08:33:07 PM

*keels over in a fit of laughter*
Hiiooooo.  And I thought I started a war with the sister comment.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Jami on October 16, 2006, 11:04:19 PM

Why are you throwing loonies at me? Jerk.

Title: Moral of the Story
Post by: Mikal on October 17, 2006, 02:00:08 AM

Let's all calm down. Jami we don't want anyone to get hurt here..