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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Bob on September 18, 2006, 11:29:47 PM

Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2006, 11:29:47 PM: Here is the low down for the 30th of September.

I shall start off the day with work from 8 - 6 or so. Then after work I will have a light snack or dinner.

After that (Approximate time 8pm - 9pm) We will start the festivites at the local watering hole.

ST. GEORGE & DRAGON
13750 Bow Bottom Trail SE
Calgary, AB, Canada
T2J 6T5

After a pre-drunkening there we will move on for the Annual visit to the peelers.

Laughter and nudity will ensue.

Hope to see you all there.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Drew on September 18, 2006, 11:45:14 PM: Man I have missed the strippers for the last 3 years. I am starting to forget what it is like to hurl coins at naked women.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Mikal on September 19, 2006, 12:35:59 AM: YA, you really miss out Andrew. Maybe Bob can send you the polaroids from this years beauty... haha
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Jami on September 19, 2006, 12:44:32 AM: He still has the ones from previous years. Let's just say....

I will throw a few loonies for your Andrew.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Drew on September 19, 2006, 01:09:22 AM: Better make it quarters. You have to accurately simulate my cheapness as well to really make them count for me.

By the way, post 666. Oooooo scary.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 19, 2006, 01:48:50 AM: Booya, I'm there! And this time I will actually be able to get in, as I don't have a lame, piece of shit temporary ID.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 19, 2006, 05:35:55 PM: i shall support you
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Post by: Mikal on September 20, 2006, 07:11:59 AM: DRUNK!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 20, 2006, 07:00:48 PM: I think that we should go to the shooting range during the day if I get it off.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2006, 07:17:08 PM: I'm sorry shooting range does not fall into my plan. Schedule change DENIED.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 20, 2006, 07:24:34 PM: Aren't you working during the day. And its my birthday too bitch

i quess my girlfriends and I will just have naked pillow fights instead!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2006, 07:33:29 PM: I'm sorry naked pillow fights do not fall into my plan. Schedule change DENIED.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 20, 2006, 07:41:05 PM: Bobby since you and I have been best friends forever I am at least invited to the strippers right? I am just one of the guys. I will tape down my boobs and masterbate to the picture of me in the dog kennel to fit in with all of you guys
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 20, 2006, 07:57:51 PM: Bob I have a better idea! I will feed you shots at the strippers all night long and then find you a taxi cab home. Accepted?
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 20, 2006, 08:00:00 PM: What's up with the "Boys only club"?
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 20, 2006, 08:04:19 PM: Oh your welcome too, just your shooting range idea sucks
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 20, 2006, 08:10:18 PM: You guys are just scared that I will have a better Shot then the rest of you
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 20, 2006, 08:15:42 PM: hmmmmm I think im pretty good.....although its with a BB gun.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2006, 08:54:03 PM: Shots will be acceptable and Alston you will be permitted to come to the strippers and celebrate MY BIRTHDAY.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 20, 2006, 11:52:00 PM: Um, I don't know what the rest of you guys were thinking, but I am totally down for the naked pillow fight!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Mikal on September 21, 2006, 01:22:30 AM: haha, ya, let's participate in/watch the all girl naked pillow fight. Then we can go to the strippers.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 21, 2006, 01:27:19 AM: That's why the two of you are my favorites. Eat Shit Bobby
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Drew on September 21, 2006, 11:59:10 AM: Why do I get the feeling that there is no one participating in the pillow fight that I'd even want to see naked?
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 21, 2006, 08:30:31 PM: Is this why I got the random email???

STALKER!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 21, 2006, 10:01:20 PM: Some words of wisdom for those participating in this pillowfight.

You gotsta watch out for getting blindsided by the sidewinders.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 21, 2006, 11:37:59 PM: STEVEN!! Thats not funny
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: enndogger on September 21, 2006, 11:53:48 PM: Quote from: Aquabat
Some words of wisdom for those participating in this pillowfight.

You gotsta watch out for getting blindsided by the sidewinders.

Quote from: Alston
STEVEN!! Thats not funny

side‧wind‧er [sahyd-wahyn-der]
1. a severe swinging blow from the side.

He's right though. but, dictionary.com is missing the new definition.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 25, 2006, 03:55:56 PM: So is roller skating going to happen as well? Or were we off our rockers before we even started drinking?
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Drew on September 25, 2006, 04:35:11 PM: If you homos go rollerskating I will disown you. From jealously for not being able to rollerskate myself.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2006, 04:45:06 PM: I don't know if Llyods will be able to handle us and our moves.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Jami on September 25, 2006, 04:58:26 PM: I want to go roller skating.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 25, 2006, 11:24:06 PM: Perhaps we can put in a request for a rollerskating stripper, to appease.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 26, 2006, 02:19:51 AM: Hahaha, good compromise. I'm down! (pun fully intended)
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 26, 2006, 05:47:26 PM: Did you want me to call ahead and see what kinda deals we can get for our mass crowd? Cuz if the downtown one will be better, we should do that, especially since they no longer have $2 highballs after midnight.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 26, 2006, 06:53:09 PM: I saw we hire 4 private strippers.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 28, 2006, 10:44:51 PM: Sooo... I've got the French Maid booked for Saturday Sept.30th, no-line, no-cover, 1 free shot and t-shirt for $25 covering everybody's cover. They ask that we be there by 10-10:30pm.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Jami on September 28, 2006, 11:01:05 PM: Oh dear. That's like FOUR HOURS of naked girls.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 28, 2006, 11:08:22 PM: Yeah, you're probably right, Bob'll pass out too early to get any more sightings at home.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 28, 2006, 11:32:51 PM: Sweet, we get T-shirts?!? I'm so pumped now. I hope they say Bobapalooza on them! (clearly that ain't going to happen though...)
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2006, 11:44:09 PM: Actually that is 1 free shot, and 1 free t-shirt

from what I understood at least...
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 29, 2006, 03:40:21 AM: Yes, I read it the same way, but one shot will go no where on that night, the t-shirt will have a bigger effect on me at that point in time I believe. PUMPED!! heh
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Mikal on September 29, 2006, 05:02:10 AM: That's the one downtown right..... isn't the one on Macleod a whole lot closer??? And we are going to harass one of the waitresses I met.. She says we call get one free ass grab and Bob gets one free motor boat. Except Ryan, she says I get his ass grab.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Aquabat on September 29, 2006, 05:29:40 AM: If you want, call the south location, see what you can get, it was busy when I tried. and yes, that was 1 t-shirt. Nothing's solid, we can do whatever.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 29, 2006, 02:31:09 PM: Well boourns, we should totally just go to the south one. I think the ass grabbing has far more potential.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: RKSS on September 29, 2006, 04:25:22 PM: Hey ryan, Amanda called you a geek. HA sucka.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Ryan on September 29, 2006, 05:22:46 PM: ACTUALLY, I called HER a geek first. Just for the record.
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 29, 2006, 05:31:40 PM: NO private strippers!!!!!!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Mikal on September 29, 2006, 08:30:03 PM: WOW WOW WOW, private strippers are of course allowed.... You're not going to be there anyways Alston..
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Alston on September 29, 2006, 08:36:05 PM: Still no PRIVATE strippers
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Mikal on September 29, 2006, 08:45:34 PM: They dance, they girate, they filate, what's the problem with that... I see no problem with that? Guys do any of you see a problem with that?
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: viking on September 30, 2006, 12:04:38 AM: there is absolutly no problem with that and if there is you shouldnt be there
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Jami on September 30, 2006, 12:08:45 AM: Quote from: Mikal
That's the one downtown right..... isn't the one on Macleod a whole lot closer??? And we are going to harass one of the waitresses I met.. She says we call get one free ass grab and Bob gets one free motor boat. Except Ryan, she says I get his ass grab.

Woah, woah woah! The only motor boats Bob gets are from me!
Title: Bob's B-day (The Real Party)
Post by: Drew on October 01, 2006, 04:40:57 PM: Bob can't "get" a motor boat. He "gives" a motor boat. Jeez.