The Gong Show
General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Skywalker on March 14, 2007, 12:32:06 AM
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Ok... so I just got a call today from some girl that works at the Mercury downtown... apparently I gave her my number and she wants to go out. Problem is that I forget her name. When she called today she said it so fast that I didn't catch it... sounded kinda like "Adam". So what girls names kinda sound like Adam when said fast? I need your help!
I vaguely remember what she looks like and she was smoking so I don't wanna mess this one up!
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Alright Shad.. Give me her number. i'll call, ask some question, and weasel her name for you....I do it cause I care. One of us has to get laid... and we all know it's not going to be me.
Amanda, Alana, Miranda......
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Was it a cell she called from? Does she live alone? Could you do some sort of reverse look up with her phone number?
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Typical Shad, just typical. I bet you'll still get the name wrong but find a way into those pants. If I could I'd pass that lay over to Mike for your screw up. He really, really needs this one.
p.s. you're a bone head!
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Yeah I would go with Mike's idea. Just get someone else to call her and find out what her name is pretending it's a wrong number or something.
I would go with Amanda though.
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I agree...closest thing that comes to mind is Amanda. But Shad knowing you, her name probably wont be an issue anyways haha
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I don't know, I think syllables matter more then having the same letters. I'm going to go against Amanda. Because who are you all kidding. It sounds nothing like Adam. Get over yourselves.
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Shad, just get someone to call and the first thing be, "who am I speaking to?" Or, "is this Amanda? Oh no? Then who am I speaking to?" It'll be like taking candy from a baby.
ps: I'd laugh if she was some other fat chick that Shad doesn't remember, rather than the smokin' one. Oh Shad...
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I think she's callin me on Saturday so I'm gonna let it go to my voicemail and then she'll have to leave her name. If that doesn't work then it's all Mike! Good idea!
I think it may be Shannon, as the end of Shannon sounds alot like the end of Adam.
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Shannon is way more likely than Amanda. If any of you actually tried to say Amanda aloud you would realize that it sounds nothing like Adam. I'm agreeing with Bob that the syllables are way more important. As well the end sound is key.
The answering machine is the best bet. Unless she thinks you are a dick for not answering her call and goes to slut it up at the bar again instead of having a date with you.
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Well whatever her name, I think we call get around out of her for all these great ideas. And as for having me call her, just let me know. Maybe we should do it at wings.. We can all take bets as to what her name really is!
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How drunk were you, and is there a possibility it was actually Adam?
big adam's apple....
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She was definately a hot chick... I get drunk but there are limits to my stupidity
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I think Steve's right on this one. I'm going with that is really is ADAM.
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Now you are all in closer proximity to Shad than I so maybe you all know the outcome of this tale already. But I am not so lucky. Any update would be appreciated.
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Is there a lack of update, because there is a lack of vagine?
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To be continued... I lost her number... I guess we'll see if she calls back.
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But even if you had her number...you didn't know her name. Who would you have asked for?
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I woulda got mike to call... you know.... what we have been talking about for the last 20 posts. lol
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And now she has gone to pick up someone else who doesn't know her name. And to think I was already preparing for the wedding.
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Bah... her loss! There are plenty of random girls out there that I can forget the names of.
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That's the spirit! Get back out there, plenty of nameless fish in the sea.
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damn't Shad. I want to find some random girls to get their numbers. I'll make an exception though and have sex with them. You can just forget names and lose numbers.
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WTF happened to you on Saturday Shaddy? You called us like 9 times, we show, you're gone, and by the sound of your voice, and mumbling noises, you were getting a hummer in an alley somewhere, whilst we were on our way to get as ham-towned as you were.
I see you lost your credit card again..... was she expensive?
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Sounds like you know more than me about what happened that night... I was hammed!!! Jack Sapphire got out of his cage!
So here is what I've managed to put together...
I think I went to some other bar for a bit, then I think I ended up back at Ceili's. Next thing I know I'm in bed with a blonde hottie in Justin's spare bedroom.
So I must have somehow picked up the hot new Ceili's bartender while being super drunk and took her back to Justin's house and had some wild animal sex before any of them got home... In the morning I found my underpants in the fishtank and my tie in the shower. Oh ya... and her other job is a gymnastics coach so I can kinda remember some really crazy positions.
How do these things happen to me??? I amaze even myself sometimes... I dare someone to beat that story! I do wish I remembered more about the romp though.
And the best part was that I only spent 28 bucks on my credit card!
Man, I've only been single for a month... I think I need a girlfriend again to calm me down a bit and keep me out of trouble!
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Okay I have a crazy plan.
You and Mike switch lives for one month. It will be awesome. Though I worry that Shad isn't as good a Subspace turret driver as Mike, I am willing to make that sacrifice.
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Andrew if I ever hear you say you are going to switch to another driver i'll kill you myself.
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Shad, you must have been a black fly eating shit all day long, cuz the gods are sure making it up to you now........
I'm praying I get some of this luck spillage here roomy.
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You boys are an item now? Congrats!
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Just cause it's legal guys, doesn't mean it's right.
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Seriously not cool. Not that there is anything wrong with that.