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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Mikal on October 06, 2006, 06:39:47 PM

Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on October 06, 2006, 06:39:47 PM
hola amigos
well I am curretnly half way down the Baja peninsula at a place called Guerro Negro it is hot we have not found many good surf spots but have managed to camp on the beach everyday (all 4 of them)since arivving in Mexico the car (contrary to what you all thought) is running very well and has made down many of the dirt roads and sand tracks to the beach and everywhere else we have not run into any banditos yet but I have bought a very large machette just in case my phone no longer works but i recieved a few mwssages thank you Karol and I will be careful and Senor Badwin when we do settle we shall let you know and shelter you if you plans to flee the country work out driving through Tijuana is absolutly insane at first I was stuck in a traffic circle for like 20 trips aroud till I figured out honk and go and hope for the best is the only way to drive plus lanes mean nothing if there is a 1 lane offramp and 3 cars will fit then 3 cars will go sometimes fourand when the ramp narrows again honk you horn giver and hope for the best but now that we are out of the city driving is better I stopped to lend a mexican a socket tochange his tire and he was so grateful we left with 2 pounds of the best grapes I have ever tasted and he tried to buy us diner he said he had been there for hours trying to flagh people down and it was close to dark so he was very happy anywase my time is runninfg out please forward this to Karol and anyone else I have missed out oh yeah badwin as well if I have missed you and you would like to be added or want to be taken off plz email me back and hello Caroline Natalie Dave JImbo Robyn Andrea Lynda and all the others I have not talked to in agaes
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Skywalker on October 06, 2006, 11:25:42 PM
Ha ha ha... I just have the funniest mental picture of a 6'7" redhead driving through Mexico sticking out ike a sore thumb.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Aquabat on October 07, 2006, 04:26:54 AM
A ridiculously long sentence, even lacking the final punctuation.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on October 07, 2006, 08:13:17 AM
someone should write a book about that man and his punctuation. I sure do miss his firey red ass
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on October 07, 2006, 07:08:42 PM
I just got this from Jackie today:

Hey Everyone, Well the last week of our trip has been absolutely amazing.  We spent 3 or 4 days in a place called Bahia Concepion or conception bay.  If ever you are on the Sea of Cortez side of the Baja I strongly recommend checking out this bay.  The sunsets and snorkelling were fabulous as well as we were able to camp on the beach in a fairly secluded area (only us and the people we were travelling with were on our beach) for only $ 5.00 a day.  Enough cant be said to describe this gorgeous area.  After leaving Conception Bay we drove to Lorreto but found the beaches and campgrounds to be highly overrated so we left that afternoon and drove to San Juanico aka Scorpio Bay.  This is by far my favorite place yet.  We are back on the pacific side so the water is cooler, the weather is much less humid and there is amazing surfing.  People are here from all over, and all claim that this is one of the best spots in Mexico for surfing.  Cole and   I spent 3 hours so far today surfing and will still go out this afternoon for another.  I am strating to get on waves more regularily and had numerous locals (most from california that have moved here for the surfing) give me pointers.  Everyone we have encountered for the duration of the trip so far have been super nice and helpful.  We are still struggling to learn spanish but are making vast improvements everyday.  Anyways I am going to get going, I think we are spending at least a week here and then off to Todos Santos for a new surf spot.  I hope everything is going great with everyone.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Jaron on October 07, 2006, 07:53:16 PM
Is it wrong to hate them a little bit?????
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on October 07, 2006, 08:20:24 PM
no, I can't think of many things i'd rather be doing than sitting at home reading about comparative politics.... oh wait, ya, i'd rather be in Mexico
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Jaron on October 07, 2006, 08:49:01 PM
I don't know man, comparative politics sounds pretty sweet!!!
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Alston on October 08, 2006, 01:41:47 AM
I miss Cole and Tom
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Aquabat on October 08, 2006, 07:00:22 PM
Oh punctuation, thank you Jackie, thank you, it all makes sense.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on October 09, 2006, 07:25:37 PM
well for starters fuck you Steve j/k
we saw two turantulas one right out side the womens washroom (yeah I hang out there alot) and the other one was absolute massive I saw just by moonlihght while driving it was giant anywho we are still in scorpion bay surf has died down a little but it is still a beautiful place and in mexico the sell like a liter of distilled sugarcane spirts (26%alc by vol) for a whopping 20 pesos thats 2 dollars folks I love mexico but I sure could go for  a good spliff right about now 16days and counting <sigh> life is tough
adios amigo's
Dude
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on October 23, 2006, 07:20:14 PM
were we lived for a week
and our awsome of road car no it didnçt get stuck and we still have our oil pan
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on November 06, 2006, 07:01:27 PM
what you jerks don´t reply or what
sooo spent the last day sick as shit even the water I drink comes straight out of my ass in like 2 minutes it was absolutly awful and I sharted in my pants thats right I said it I sharted in my pants
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on November 06, 2006, 07:55:14 PM
We don't judge at the gongshow. Did you wash the pants and keep them? I would recomend you not tell people you meet that you shit your pants.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Drew on November 06, 2006, 09:08:21 PM
Why wash them, just turn them inside out and it will dry and flake off at some point.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on November 06, 2006, 09:26:46 PM
that's mildy distrubing, but very true. Live your life Cole, don't let anyone hold you down.. you strut your stuff in your shit-ridden pants.
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Mikal on November 06, 2006, 10:27:07 PM
Don't worry Colezy, i think we have a bigger problem...... Jaron, would you care to explain??
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Jaron on November 06, 2006, 10:37:01 PM
hahaha, What can I say, when you live in Lethbridge you need to liven things up by throwing wild and crazy dirty moustache parties. Part of the fun was to take close up pictures without smiling. I just hope everyone enjoys!!!!

It was good times, especially when the guy throwing it made all the chicks wear fake ones haha
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Alston on November 08, 2006, 08:41:15 PM
Happy Birthday Cole, I miss you and Jackie. I hope that you are having an awesome time! Love Lindsay
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on November 16, 2006, 12:09:34 AM
thank you Lindsay for the the happy birthday Jaclyn and >I are very well thank you

P.S. nice cage
Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on November 29, 2006, 09:28:07 PM
well I am doing well life is great here I just wanted
to let everybody know we have adopted a gato(Cat)yes I
know that it is Mexico and thats probably not a good
idea but she was found in the ocean half drowned and I
told Jaclyn we could keep it till it could fend for it
self ( she was a tiny kitten that fit easily in the
palm of my hand) and that was 6 weeks ago she has
survivrd another near drowning in a swimming pool her
head slammed in the car door (yes I felt awful) and a
15 km trip at 90 km/h somewhere under the car and
though I never liked cats befor we will be bring her
back wether legally or illeagaly
that is all miss you
adios all
Cole
P.S. if anyone knows what shots cats should have and
by what age or how to bring one across 2 borders plz
let me know thanks


Title: The Adventures of Colezy and Jacki
Post by: Colezy on January 09, 2007, 06:10:49 PM
I got 4 stitches yesterdays after the fin of my surfboard got me it is above my heel and if it was like 1/2 and inch higher it could have been my achieles tendon I took a pic but when I got to the inter net I realized the batteries were dead
keep it real Folks
espeacialy you Mikal