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Offline Mikal

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« on: October 07, 2006, 05:35:38 PM »
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.  President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."   The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it  there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."  President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 01:52:39 AM »


A female brain cell get stuck in a male's brain. She is confussed because the male's brain is empty. So she shouts out, " Is anyone  there?" but no response. She gets scared and yells again but louder," Is anyone there?" Finally the female brain cell hears the male brains cells ever so quietly," We're down here!!"
« Last Edit: October 08, 2006, 01:53:06 AM by Alston »
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2006, 06:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Alston
A female brain cell get stuck in a male's brain.

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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 09:31:02 PM »
Hey Alston, just because your female brain cells can't figure out how to make a new topic doesn't mean you can hijack Mike's.  Thanks for coming out though.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 03:38:29 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 08:13:45 PM »
Listen Mother Fuckers, Start including me in your little penis world or I will beat you all. Beat your faces in not your penis's. Losers
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 08:16:58 PM »
Anyone else get the feeling that I'm not getting through here?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2006, 06:58:35 PM »
It's no use Andrew. Alston exactly what is our "little penis world" all about? I am interested in if you woman have a little vagina world?
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