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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:19:14 AM

Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:19:14 AM: Birthday gift's you guys can buy me:
1. Vibrater
2. slippers
3. Drinks
4. flowers
5. condoms
6. A one way ticket to China
7. a puppy
8. A dog kennel
9. Video camera

Thanks guys
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 02:26:38 AM: Here, you go Alston, pick your favorite.. I found these ones amusing..... I mean reading about them amusing, sicko's

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...1&sec=&cat=dong (http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/catalog/product.cgi?2001&sec=&cat=dong)

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...7&sec=&cat=dong (http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/catalog/product.cgi?0857&sec=&cat=dong)

depends what you are into

Wait wait wait, here it is

http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/cat...4&sec=&cat=dong (http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/start/catalog/product.cgi?1514&sec=&cat=dong)
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:27:13 AM: Nothing less then 10 inches
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 02:28:21 AM: http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/ (http://www.sexshopcanada.com/CAD/) That seems to be as big as they get, you'll have to settle for 7 inches.. Maybe you can buy two and go for more width than length... maybe.
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:30:38 AM: You seem to know alot about this topic. Can I borrow your strap on? Thanks
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 02:34:57 AM: No one borrows Black Magic.
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:38:50 AM: Maybe Cole will let me have his butt beads while he is away?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 02:40:55 AM: I saw them, they are more like butt marbels now. He has worn them very thin.
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 02:53:18 AM: Thats ok because butt beads weren't really on my birthday list. And I already have a vibrater and can use muck's dog cage whenever so I quess flowers will do!

I think that we should all go play beach volleyball somewhere for my birthday!

Isn't weird that there is advertising for dog kennels at the bottem of this page. Weird
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 02:56:25 AM: Actually Bob's b-day is the same day.. and there are plans already.. So sorry.
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 03:00:13 AM: What?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 03:01:05 AM: Isn't it you that has the same birthday as bob?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 03:06:17 AM: He is such a Lindsay wanna-be. First you, dressing like me and now him with my birthday. What are you guys doing that day?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Muck on September 18, 2006, 03:06:47 AM: I get back into town on the 30th, so call my cell and let me know whats happening

Alston what time do you leave on the 23rd?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 03:08:37 AM: We are going to the strippers...... booya
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 03:10:07 AM: Muck and I will come to the strippers. If Muck works that night you'll all get to see her on stage
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 03:11:55 AM: Can we all throw loonies?
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Alston on September 18, 2006, 03:13:13 AM: PENNIES
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Mikal on September 18, 2006, 03:14:51 AM: wow, that was just mean
Title: Alston's Birthday
Post by: Aquabat on November 14, 2007, 06:45:02 AM: Look at the first posting under this topic, apparently we should have paid closer attention to #5 & #8 - at that time of year.