fat tuesday has me feeling like ash wensday
I celebrated carnival in La Paz it was awsome crazy strange and scary 
I saw hundreds of gorgous women a serious street fight and later in the night this dude decided I was his amigo he seemed to know and intrduce me to half the city there was definatly still a language barrier as I don`t understand spanish as fast as most people talk and I was drunk but we drank and ate and ate and drank  then we ate some more I did some random street dancinwith women that would always look (up) at me and I would smile and they would giggle at like 4am I did get a little nervous thinking maybe this guy was going to roll me but I said buenos noches and woke up an hour ago with a headache what a fun night
should be home in a couple weeks look forward to seeing you all

Oh...yeah...must be a glitch...I will email sportingnews right away.

ghetto wesley snipes, i love it!
Drew, brand new team and still leading, prepare to be munged, mungified, just generally munged upon...

I hope everyone has their tuition paid up...because you are about to get schooled.

All these Bitches checkin out my britches,
Put 'em in a trance, when I wear my track pants,
My dungarees make them hung(a)ry,
Send them over the moon when I don pantaloons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3s-NAIpxyo&feature=related