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Offline Mikal

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2006, 03:36:40 AM »
Although Cole may seemingly have the advanatge, we have to remember that Jeff is one sick son-of-bitch. And I wouldn't put it past them offering each other a hand. Disgusting.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2006, 03:28:57 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2006, 03:52:30 PM »
Why are we bumping this?  Someone needs to beat the record just so we can change the discussion.
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2006, 10:37:52 PM »
I enjoy masturbating. The last thing I want is to ruin it by jerking 18 times today.. I like to look forward to it when I wake up, shower, go to bed, am watching tv, typing, relaxing, or whatever else I may do..
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2006, 11:06:28 PM »
I think we could also call it a "cock fight" couldn't we?

You know, like this?

http://www.acjc.edu.sg/Spectra/VibrantCult...k_fighting.html
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2006, 11:10:08 PM »
This may be the funniest thing I see today: "In short, a fighting cock must look brawny and powerful. Fighting cocks are usually divided into two types: feathery and sinewy. The former is small but tireless and nimble, while the latter is strong and sturdy. However, it is not possible to judge a fighting cock just by looking at its appearance. Some cocks may look frail but can prove unbeatable."

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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2006, 11:16:41 PM »
I can't tell if that article is serious or not.  God I laughed at that same part.  As well "Cock owners carefully train their cocks before the fight."  and not to mention "It is said that a fighting cock, even if large, will fail if it lacks certain necessary strokes."

Comedic gold I tell you.
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2006, 11:20:52 PM »
"Some cocks may look frail but can prove unbeatable."   Clearly our contestants don't have this problem.
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2006, 04:20:28 AM »
Mike might, but not the contestants.
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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2006, 06:07:20 PM »
just too clear some stuff up it was 14 times and stoy can't even come up with a consistant number and just claims "more that Cole" I mean what thr fuck I call bullshit and yes I had too cut down on self pleasure for the next couple of days but I tell you by the 10th or 11th time it was pretty sensitive and probably in the top 15 most intense orgasms ever and all without stimulation of the prostate thank you ladies and gentlemen I hope this reply has been both informative and disturbing yet curiously erotic
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY

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« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2006, 06:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Colezy
I hope this reply has been both informative and disturbing yet curiously erotic

Check, check, and check.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.