The Gong Show

General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: The Real Andrew Shady on March 10, 2006, 07:10:04 AM

Title: 15 times???
Post by: The Real Andrew Shady on March 10, 2006, 07:10:04 AM

Honestly, how is it possible to rub 15 out in one stretch of 24 hours? i dont even know what to say about that cole. i dont know if i am impressed or not. wait, or course i am. it is just such an unattainable goal. wow.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Jami on March 10, 2006, 03:29:02 PM

This is the weirdest topic ever.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2006, 05:02:22 PM

I think Cole will be the one who needs to answer this post.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Drew on March 10, 2006, 06:57:54 PM

Yes I would like to hear his thoughts on this one.  Tell us about the experience.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: enndogger on March 10, 2006, 09:02:19 PM

For the record ... Jeff beat out Cole (no pun intended) with a wack count of 17.  I'd like to hear his thoughts on this matter too.

Apparently this is what it looked like after (a little raw)...

(http://www.arches.uga.edu/~atnelson/nasty%20leg4.jpg)

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2006, 09:04:18 PM

I just vomited a bit in my mouth.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Skywalker on March 10, 2006, 09:07:03 PM

I just vomited ALOT in my mouth

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Drew on March 10, 2006, 09:09:55 PM

I just vomited alot on my keyboard.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Jami on March 10, 2006, 09:28:45 PM

I am confused. What is that suppose to be?

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2006, 10:23:39 PM

An overly masterbated on penis.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Mikal on March 11, 2006, 12:16:51 AM

Jeff and Cole should have a show down. Lock them in a room and let them just go at it.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Jami on March 11, 2006, 12:41:46 AM

Ooooh, I see it now. I thought it was an arm at first.

That's sick.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Skywalker on March 11, 2006, 01:45:27 AM

Quote from: Mikal

Jeff and Cole should have a show down.

Wouldn't that be a "Whack Off"?    whew... i'm funny.

Speaking of handjobs... do you think wet dreams could actually be God giving you a handjob for being so good?

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Mikal on March 11, 2006, 07:06:14 PM

I am pretty sure that's what they teach you in Sunday school Shad

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Aquabat on March 12, 2006, 02:00:13 AM

[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Speaking of handjobs... do you think wet dreams could actually be God giving you a handjob for being so good?[/quote]

ahahahahaha, that may just be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
And concerning the "Whack off," I think Cole may have the upper hand (pun intended), afterall he was able to successfully reach climax with seven other dudes in the room before.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Mikal on March 12, 2006, 03:36:40 AM

Although Cole may seemingly have the advanatge, we have to remember that Jeff is one sick son-of-bitch. And I wouldn't put it past them offering each other a hand. Disgusting.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 12, 2006, 03:28:57 PM

Dear God...

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Drew on March 12, 2006, 03:52:30 PM

Why are we bumping this?  Someone needs to beat the record just so we can change the discussion.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Mikal on March 12, 2006, 10:37:52 PM

I enjoy masturbating. The last thing I want is to ruin it by jerking 18 times today.. I like to look forward to it when I wake up, shower, go to bed, am watching tv, typing, relaxing, or whatever else I may do..

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Ryan on March 12, 2006, 11:06:28 PM

I think we could also call it a "cock fight" couldn't we?

You know, like this?

http://www.acjc.edu.sg/Spectra/VibrantCult...k_fighting.html (http://www.acjc.edu.sg/Spectra/VibrantCulture/Vietnam/cock_fighting.html)

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Mikal on March 12, 2006, 11:10:08 PM

This may be the funniest thing I see today: "In short, a fighting cock must look brawny and powerful. Fighting cocks are usually divided into two types: feathery and sinewy. The former is small but tireless and nimble, while the latter is strong and sturdy. However, it is not possible to judge a fighting cock just by looking at its appearance. Some cocks may look frail but can prove unbeatable."

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Drew on March 12, 2006, 11:16:41 PM

I can't tell if that article is serious or not.  God I laughed at that same part.  As well "Cock owners carefully train their cocks before the fight."  and not to mention "It is said that a fighting cock, even if large, will fail if it lacks certain necessary strokes."

Comedic gold I tell you.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Ryan on March 12, 2006, 11:20:52 PM

"Some cocks may look frail but can prove unbeatable."   Clearly our contestants don't have this problem.

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Post by: Aquabat on March 13, 2006, 04:20:28 AM

Mike might, but not the contestants.

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Colezy on March 19, 2006, 06:07:20 PM

just too clear some stuff up it was 14 times and stoy can't even come up with a consistant number and just claims "more that Cole" I mean what thr fuck I call bullshit and yes I had too cut down on self pleasure for the next couple of days but I tell you by the 10th or 11th time it was pretty sensitive and probably in the top 15 most intense orgasms ever and all without stimulation of the prostate thank you ladies and gentlemen I hope this reply has been both informative and disturbing yet curiously erotic

Title: 15 times???
Post by: Drew on March 19, 2006, 06:32:01 PM

Quote from: Colezy

I hope this reply has been both informative and disturbing yet curiously erotic

Check, check, and check.