Author Topic: Prayers (Read 2951 times)

Bob · « **on:** January 12, 2006, 02:14:59 AM »

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor
store , a boat and a 4X4.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

Aquabat · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2006, 07:47:50 PM »

Instead of a deaf mute, throw in a speech impediment, and Mikal will be satisfied either way.

Jami · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:38:45 PM »

Ooooh, burn.

Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2006, 10:23:55 PM »

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Instead of a deaf mute, through in a speech impediment, and Mikal will be satisfied either way.
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Perhaps you mean throw?

Now feel the burn. :duh: