Hmm, don't really know what to say...I'm sorry.
Congratulations
, Pornomonkey <-- 'T', not 'D', and commas before name referrals.
Single
-handedly <-- Hyphens are needed in such compound words.
Dis
appointment*x2
Jesus, <-- Proper noun (name), names always begin with a capital letter...comma missing, yet again.
P
.S. <-- Initials must be capitalized. Periods to seperate each initial.
:digits: <-- Closest thing to arrows pointing upwards.
Sorry for the corrections, I despise spelling and punctuation flaws.